I has A new Majer!!

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I has been “Thinking” i has aught to Chainge my Majer becose Gender Studdies it is jist so hard!!! It is reel “hard” to rember al the Diffrint Genders that wasnt thare last weeek!

So i was reel hapy wen I founed out our Collidge it is offring a new Majer in Nothing Studdies!!! This is jist purfict!! It gots lots “of” coarses In it thay are fastinating!! i cant hardly “whait” to take Them!

Neckst semmestar i amb “goingto” sine Up for Beeyonsay Studdies jist like thay has “at” Ruttgers, and Whaching Car-Toons on TV, and Play Doh and Pickup Stix and Protesting Evry Thing, and aslo Callecting Ear Whax and Roling It Into “a” Big Ball!! I amb aslo Intrested in a coarse in Master Baiting,, i whunder waht It is!!!

The grate Thing abote it is,, yiu are Garinteed to “Get” yore deegree & al yiu has to doo is Pay “fore” it!!! How grate is that??? Ok, thare “is” one promble= my fambly thay has “kicked” me Out and i hasnt got “no” munny!!! But somb of the Stodents thay Are all-reddy Pan Handling and My Plan it is to Pan Handel offf themb!!!

I reely got to get my deegree Sune so i “can” be an Offisul And Bone Affied Introllectural!!!! becose us interllecturals we has got to Run the Contry!! Ordrinary dum peple thay “are” Jist two dum to do it whith-out Us!!

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I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

5 responses to “I has A new Majer!!

  • Phoebe

    Lee, you only think you’re joking about Joe’s new major. I just got an e-newsletter today from my former department at the university, and it announced that one of my former colleagues has been awarded an endowed Chair (which of course means more money and other perks). His field is Popular Culture Studies, and his specialty is comic books. I’m not making this up.

  • Unknowable

    I’ve always said that if someone who knew everything about Beeyonsay, they could solve the world’s problems overnight. 🙂

    I agree too, if you pay your tuition, there’s a pretty good chance that they’ll turn you loose on the world with a degree, no matter how little you actually know.

  • thewhiterabbit2016

    Collige Joe seems to be finally finding his place in life – do nothing and live off of gov’t handouts and Go-Fund Me accounts. We always knew down deep he was a wiz kid.

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