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So Wat’s Rong Whith Being A Canable? REPRINT

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From March 14, 2025 

The nooze is too gross to be illustrated here. Let’s have a nice slowworm instead.

Heer at Collidge we Are preapairing A Solid Arrity whith this Trans Guy “out Whest” whoo was goingto “be on the” City Cowncil sumbplace “but” thay awl Got “into a” Big Tizzy wen thay “fowned Out” he had A URGE tobe “a” Canable!!!!!

Iff yiu doughnt beleave me hear Is “a” Link: https://thepostmillennial.com/breaking-wa-trans-onlyfans-city-council-appointee-rescinds-candidacy-after-cannibal-fetish-controversy

He Has aslo bin a Secks Whorker. Thatt “is” Fabiuless!!!

Ennyhjaow, if That Taownful of hater-biggit-no-good Fahshist Stinkbags doughnt “whant” thiss heer Amayzing Purson on “thare” stopid Cownsil,, “Then” we heere At “the” Stodent Soviet, We totuly invyte “himb to” moove to our Toaown, heere, and “be On” our Cownsill!!!!!!!!!! We hasnt Got No Canables on our Stodent Soviet, so we wood Be Hapy “to” maik A Plaice “foar” himb!!!!!!

Aslo we awl Admeyer himb Foar Being “a” Secks Whorker!!!!

[A noat jist handed “in” to me: Itt seembs I got awl my Pro-nowns rong “in” this heeare Essay and thay Whant me “to rite” it awl Over Agin “whith The” Rite Pro-nowns–]

Aw, bougger!

 

Jobydin He Misssed A Spott!!!

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I was verry dissipated in Pressident Joybydin’s stait “Of the” Unyin speatch altho “it was” otherwyze A Grate Speatch!!!! Butt he didnt “say” Nothing!! abuout UF’Os and Spaice Alliens!!!! Haow cood he has leffed That oaut???

As yiuCan “see” frumb the Pixture, thare is awl Kyndes “of” Spaice Alliens!! And thay “are” awlyaws Flyin aruound “in” Flyin Soarsers!!!!! Dose the Name “”Rosswel” has anny siggniffticants to yiu?? Eh? Huh? Jimby Cartor wen he “Was” Pressadint, he seen one!!!!!

Sheesh!!! Dint noboddy in Kongriss evvur See Starr Warrs???

Nhow sumb of theese thay “are” Spaice Brothers and thay are heer “To” worn us we beter Solve Climbit Chainge oar Else!!! Thay can teetch us waht To Do and we woont Lyke “it” iff thay has To Do It Themselfs!!!!!! The hole Galacksy it is waching!!!!!!!

Well “at Leest” Jobydin he is Awl In for a bortion and transginder!!!! And I heered he has threee (#3) or foar (^4) Spaice Allens in the Wite Hose thay Give himb lots And “lots Of” Add-Vice abuout waht he shood Do!!!! He beter lissen “to” themb!!!!!! So farr evvry”thing” it has whorked Oaut jist perfickly!!!!!

I thawt i seen a Spaice Allen in the Food Town soupermarkit butt it turnt Out to be jist “a” Carrd Bord thingy!!!!)

‘We Has Re-Infented Chesst!’

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For “progressives,” everything is political. And all about race, all the time. Here’s what happens when the Student Soviet decides to re-imagine chess.

We Has Re–Infented Chesst!!

What better than to turn chess into an exercise in Obama-worship? But of course here the main lesson–the only lesson–is that Nobody Wins. Ever.

We Has Got ‘To’ Bild “a’ Peeramid!!!

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Heer at Collidge “it Is” amlost tyme To Go “back to” Classes–butt frist We “Are” goingto billd A Peeramid!! Jist like thay hadded in ware-ever it was (Arabia? Canada? So harrd to keeep track)!!!!

This heer Peeramid it whil Be “the” oppazzit of the Wyte Souprembacie Peeramid that yiu heer So mutch abuout!!!! It whil Be caulled The Dyvercity Equitty Peeramid “and” no-boddy whil Be aloud to Not Work on it!!!!! It whil Stannd Fourevver as a Simble of sumb-thing Reel Impotant, alltho i fergetted waht It “is!”!”

We starrtid To “billd” it whith Rocks butt we runned Out “of” Rocks reel fasst and ennyway Rocks thay “Are” awrffle hevvy!!!! Aslo we awl Got kynd “of” Giddy oncet it “was” two (<2>) or Threee (<<3@> feeet hi!!!! But Then suddinlie sumb-boddy thay Got “a” Fanntastick idear!!! and we maid A Lott “of” progriss!!! This heer is waht It loooks lyke So Far–

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Yes!! Wye waist Prefeckly good Garbidge by throing It awhay, wen yiu Can “put it” In “bags” and pyle it Up??? As sumb-boddy,, i Thinck it was the Deen Of Introsexional Wimmins Sprittuallity Studdies,, she said If thair’s One “thing we has got plennty Of,, its Garbidge!””!!”

Waht Pryde!!! Waht Grate-niss!!! And “we can” jist Keeep On Bill-ding “it” foar “as Lawng” and as Hi as we whant!!!!! Collidge it whil Nevver “run Out “of” Garbidge!!!!!!!!!!

We Has Got Skinn-Wawkers

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(I seen a preddajissed person heer oncet!

We has got a grate big Woulds “on” our kampas,, “it” is “a” reel Forrist!!! Thay say it is “as Big” as Awstrailyer!!!!! And a lott “Of” us we lyke to Go hyking In thare!!

Well frist thare “was This” huuge promble, yiu cuddnt wauk In “the” woulds whith-auot meting somb-one whoo “Mite” be preddajissed!!!!!!!!!! Yiu caint has troo Dyvercity iff thare “Are” enny wyte peple Arauound!!!

So we setted up theese here spatial Hyking Paaths jist for Gays and Trans and Peeple “Of” Culler and fat, reel fat, increddably fat peple, undocktered mygrints, nun-bynary & nooro-diffuse and balled-hedded wimmin & dwharfs & orcks & hobbits & elfs…thiss whay thay woont has to whurry abaout running In”to” preddiced peple whoo “Are not” Esteamed Mynorratys!!!!!!

Ownly nhow we has got “anether” Promble.!

Skinn-Wawkers!!!!!!!

I doughnt know “haow” thay got In our woulds but nhow thare All Over “the” Plaice!!!! and yiu has To-be Cairful becaouse thay Are Monsters!!!!!!!!!! I bet Donuld Trumpt sented them!

Well it “Is” geting dark And “thats” wen the Skinn-Wawkers comb Out and Jump “on” peeple so I amb goingto Hyde “under” “The” bed!!!!!!!!

Jobydin’s Gonna Get You!!!

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Boiy did Pressadint Jobydin give themb “Watt Foar” lassed nite!!!!!

It reely “is” aboat Tyme sumbboddy De-claired WAR on evry Durty Fashist that Iznt Woke!!!!! I doughnt cair “iff” thay has to Put A Millyin Millyin of themb “IN” Jale!!!! Make the Repulblickan Porty aginst The “law”!”! It Is “a” Thret to Ore Dumocrassy!!!!!!!!

That thare speatch Lassed nite IT MAID ‘MEE’ PROWED to Be a MECKSAKAN!!!!

Whel watt “Are” we wating Foar??? Letz staart Rownding “Up” Repubblickans and Crischins and Consurfatiffs and Hoemoe-fobes and Trans-fobes,, Rownd themb all “Up” and putt themb ware No Boddy thay whil “nevver” heer fromb themb Agin!!!!! THAT is haow we Pro-tecked Our Dumocrassy!!!!!!!!!!

Heer at Colidge “the” Stoodint Soviet we voated younanimusle to maik Pressadint Jobydin an Onner-Airy Sock Puppit of Pressadint “Obomma!”!!” Thiss heer it En-Tyttles himb to comb To “our metings” And Sleeep!!!!

Yiu Racists and Haters yiu jist beter Whatch Out!!!!!!!!!!

We Moastly Cant Tawk No Moar!!

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Wel Allixanter “the” Grate he has come And gawn allreddy and meenwile “we” has a CO-Vid eemerjintsy hear “at” Collidge!!!!!!!

We has just got a No Tawking Man-Date layed “on us” by the guvverner of New Zeelind!! We “are” Not aloud to Tawk!!!!!! So we hadded a Merjintsy meating “of The” Stoodint Soviet,, althoh it reely Is harrd to has a meating wen yiu Cannot Tawk!!!!

We past a Mendmint to the Man-Date that letts us Tawk as lawng as “we Are” tawking Anty-Racist Socile Jutstus Tawk!!!! We jist has to Re-memmber to say stuph evry Tymb we whant “to Say” anny thing!!!!!

Frintstints, iff yiu Go “To The Kaffaterier” for a bole Of Play-Doh,, yiu Has gots to Say it lyke, “”Daown whith Wyte Soupramesses can i has somb Play-Doh”?” And thay whil say “”Thatll be two dollers Peeple Of Collor thay shood get Free Munny!!!!”  Or say yiu “are” axing for a date–whel, wayt, nevver mined, thare isnt No “dayting” aloud no moar unlest It “is” Trans-Ginder dayting!!!!

Aslo fromb nhow On we has awl gots to has Cryptical Race Theery Traning With Climbit Chains to maik shure Our mineds “are” Rihght!!!

How To solv Our Problumbs!!

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We had a spacial lexture Today “in” Nothing Studies and boy was “it” Grate!!! our Prefesser she maid “This” Grate Thing abote how to “Tern” thiss hear no-good stinkin “contry” arownd!!!!!

And “its'” “so” simpal!!!!! Al we has “to” “do” is throe al Wite perdsons whoo Are “not” in collidge in Jale and locck “themb” up fourevver!!!!! becose Sub Contiously thay “are” all Sub Contious Wite Stuprembacysts!!!!! and it “is” “so” eeazy to tell whoo Thay are becose thay awlyays Voat for repulbickins and thay sapport Donold Trumpt he Is A Knotsy!!!! Jist Like Hittler!!!

The prefesser she toled Us thare are like 60 millyin or was it billyin, well wattever thay voated for Trumpt so thay Are “alll” Wite stuprembacysts and all of themb thay beelong In Prizzen!!!!

And aslo wee has got to let Out “of” Jale evry Boddy whoo “is” in thare Awlreddy,, let themb All Out!!! becose thay was ownly In thare becose Of Raceism!!!!!!!!!! So let themb Out “and” givve themb Lots Of Dollers witch we can taik from Wite Raceist thay woont knead it ware thay’re Going!!!!

Then we can has Socile Jutstus!!!!!

Maike Whyte wimmin Cry!!

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We has jist heared abuot a spatial Dinner ware Whyte Wimmin thay can come and “get” yeled at and called Naimes for “being” Racists!! It is “the” Best Thing evver!

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This hear It “:is” caled a Rachel Shaiming Dinnner, and thay say “”As a whyte wimmin in Amarica you Are a Actave Praticipent in Upholstering Wite Supremacity”” how do you like That!! And aslo thay are Racists no mater watt thay “say” “Or” do!!!

Thare is somb boddy she is ogranyzing this she is A Ratial Jutstus Actavist and wee wood Love “for” her “to” come hear to our Collidge and has a diner hear but she dont know ware it is and be sides witch we Cant Wayt!!! So we wil has the diner our selfs and maik al the Whyte Wimmins come to it and get yeled At!!!

Somb boddy on our Stodent Soviet thay Assked watt wee shood “surve” for diner becose “it shoodnt be too nice or thay Wil not Cry enuohgh!!!””

This hear “is” wat i Love abote Collidge we “are” alyaws in the Four Front of evvry kynde of Socile Jutstus and we get to yelll at lots “Of” peple and cal themb Racists and Biggits and Naimes!!!! And if we Keeep “this” “up” befour yiu know It thare will Bee Ratial Jutstus evrryware!!!!!! And than evvry boddy thay will reely Lyke Eech Oather or else wee wil punnish themb But “Good”!”

Joe Collidge Howls

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I cant beleave it i got bannded on Fryday thay bannded “me” “fromb” Fase Boook!”

It got “to” be a missteak thay are ownly Sposed “to” bann Hatters and Biggits and Wite Spramassists and christins and Repubbicans not us Socile Juststus Wirers!!!!!!!!!! Waht fore did i “get” bannded!?!?

My prefesser he sayed Mike Pents he bohughted Faise Boook and ordrered themb “to” bann Progresso Thuohght and thare is aslo Rihght Whing Medea Buyas tooo!!! Whoo is Mike Pents anyway?? but my prefesser he dint Know he “think” probbly Mike Pents oans Suedan and is a biliounair!!

Haow can “I” “get” “un-bannded”?”