We had a spacial lexture Today “in” Nothing Studies and boy was “it” Grate!!! our Prefesser she maid “This” Grate Thing abote how to “Tern” thiss hear no-good stinkin “contry” arownd!!!!!
And “its'” “so” simpal!!!!! Al we has “to” “do” is throe al Wite perdsons whoo Are “not” in collidge in Jale and locck “themb” up fourevver!!!!! becose Sub Contiously thay “are” all Sub Contious Wite Stuprembacysts!!!!! and it “is” “so” eeazy to tell whoo Thay are becose thay awlyays Voat for repulbickins and thay sapport Donold Trumpt he Is A Knotsy!!!! Jist Like Hittler!!!
The prefesser she toled Us thare are like 60 millyin or was it billyin, well wattever thay voated for Trumpt so thay Are “alll” Wite stuprembacysts and all of themb thay beelong In Prizzen!!!!
And aslo wee has got to let Out “of” Jale evry Boddy whoo “is” in thare Awlreddy,, let themb All Out!!! becose thay was ownly In thare becose Of Raceism!!!!!!!!!! So let themb Out “and” givve themb Lots Of Dollers witch we can taik from Wite Raceist thay woont knead it ware thay’re Going!!!!
This hear It “:is” caled a Rachel Shaiming Dinnner, and thay say “”As a whyte wimmin in Amarica you Are a Actave Praticipent in Upholstering Wite Supremacity”” how do you like That!! And aslo thay are Racists no mater watt thay “say” “Or” do!!!
Thare is somb boddy she is ogranyzing this she is A Ratial Jutstus Actavist and wee wood Love “for” her “to” come hear to our Collidge and has a diner hear but she dont know ware it is and be sides witch we Cant Wayt!!! So we wil has the diner our selfs and maik al the Whyte Wimmins come to it and get yeled At!!!
Somb boddy on our Stodent Soviet thay Assked watt wee shood “surve” for diner becose “it shoodnt be too nice or thay Wil not Cry enuohgh!!!””
This hear “is” wat i Love abote Collidge we “are” alyaws in the Four Front of evvry kynde of Socile Jutstus and we get to yelll at lots “Of” peple and cal themb Racists and Biggits and Naimes!!!! And if we Keeep “this” “up” befour yiu know It thare will Bee Ratial Jutstus evrryware!!!!!! And than evvry boddy thay will reely Lyke Eech Oather or else wee wil punnish themb But “Good”!”
I cant beleave it i got bannded on Fryday thay bannded “me” “fromb” Fase Boook!”
It got “to” be a missteak thay are ownly Sposed “to” bann Hatters and Biggits and Wite Spramassists and christins and Repubbicans not us Socile Juststus Wirers!!!!!!!!!! Waht fore did i “get” bannded!?!?
My prefesser he sayed Mike Pents he bohughted Faise Boook and ordrered themb “to” bann Progresso Thuohght and thare is aslo Rihght Whing Medea Buyas tooo!!! Whoo is Mike Pents anyway?? but my prefesser he dint Know he “think” probbly Mike Pents oans Suedan and is a biliounair!!
I has been “Thinking” i has aught to Chainge my Majer becose Gender Studdies it is jist so hard!!! It is reel “hard” to rember al the Diffrint Genders that wasnt thare last weeek!
So i was reel hapy wen I founed out our Collidge it is offring a new Majer in Nothing Studdies!!! This is jist purfict!! It gots lots “of” coarses In it thay are fastinating!! i cant hardly “whait” to take Them!
Neckst semmestar i amb “goingto” sine Up for Beeyonsay Studdies jist like thay has “at” Ruttgers, and Whaching Car-Toons on TV, and Play Doh and Pickup Stix and Protesting Evry Thing, and aslo Callecting Ear Whax and Roling It Into “a” Big Ball!! I amb aslo Intrested in a coarse in Master Baiting,, i whunder waht It is!!!
The grate Thing abote it is,, yiu are Garinteed to “Get” yore deegree & al yiu has to doo is Pay “fore” it!!! How grate is that??? Ok, thare “is” one promble= my fambly thay has “kicked” me Out and i hasnt got “no” munny!!! But somb of the Stodents thay Are all-reddy Pan Handling and My Plan it is to Pan Handel offf themb!!!
I reely got to get my deegree Sune so i “can” be an Offisul And Bone Affied Introllectural!!!! becose us interllecturals we has got to Run the Contry!! Ordrinary dum peple thay “are” Jist two dum to do it whith-out Us!!