We Kneed A Niew Slowgan!!!

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I has to Giv Up tryiing “to-be” Joh Bydin he is jist “tooo Grate” foar me!!!! And anyhow we has “got” a niew projjeckt heer foar Our Stoodint Soviet,, We “are” goingto fined out All The trump sapportors and reprot themb to the Arthropods foar “beeing” Demotic Terrawrists!!!!!

Wheight a minnit did i “get” sombthing rawng?? I shoodof sayed “Arthuroraties”??? Well, whatevver!!

Now we has to fined Out whoo voated foar Trumpt and get themb Aresstid!!!!!! It woont be Eezy becoase somb of Themb thay “Are” very Sneeky!!!! thay woont admitt thay Voated “fore” Trumpt!! So whee has got “to” Thinck Up a “”Test””that whil Enaybul us to smoak themb Out!!!!

Our Commasar she hadded a reel Smart idear,, iff we thinck somb boddy thay mite of Voated for Trumpt we shood tye themb Up and throe themb into the Kampis Swimbing Pool and if thay flot then “that” meens thay “Are” Biggit Hater Wite Souprembacysts and then we “Can” has themb Kicked Out “of” Collidge becose yiu Cant has Truoe Dyvercity and Socile Jutstus unlest evry boddy thay Are Awl The Saime!!!!!!!

Nhow the frist thing we gots to doo is,, we has to Thinck Up a Slowgan!!! Yiu kneed a Slowgan so evry boddy “thay whil” Under Stanned wat we has got To Do!! Mayby we cood has a Context to pic the wining Slowgan!!!! I wood lyke “it” to-be No Moar Bad Thawts Aloud!!!!!” it has a wring to it!

Then we “can” get ridd “Of” evry boddy whoos Thawts doughnt Come Out Rihght!!!!!

He’s Not Famous, After All

So they’re playing Jeopardy on TV last night, the category is “U.S. House of Representatives” (https://www.rt.com/usa/478389-schiff-jeopardy-impeachment-hero/), and this guy’s picture comes up.

And none of the contestants–even though they know he has something to do with the House of Reprehensibles–can tell you who it is!

Maybe you can do better. Image result for images of adam schiff We’ll even make it multiple choice.

This is a picture of:

A. Bela Lugosi’s love child

B. A giant cockroach

C. A multiple bank robber wanted by the FBI

D. Someone with an unfortunate disease

E. House Chief Trump-Hunter Adam Schiff (D-CA)

No one on the Jeopardy panel knew who it was. No one even took a wild guess. (“Mr. Potato Head?”) Crikey, the guy’s led every anti-Trump witch-hunt for the past three years, the nooze media think he’s a god, his eyes pop out of your TV screen every night–and nobody can identify him?

Maybe they ought to put his picture on a milk carton.

Nah. It’d make the milk go bad.