A clock that doesn’t run at all is still right twice a day. But this is better!
The DNC Countdown Co. is now offering America a clock that’s never right! yes, we said “never.” No matter what you do with it, adjust it to your heart’s consent–you still have a 50/50 chance of being wrong every single time! What other timepiece can make that claim?
Yes! Now you can have the same kind of clock or wristwatch that President Biden uses all the time. Have you ever wondered how he can possibly be wrong about everything, every time? Have you ever wondered how a whole presidential administration, plus Dr. Fauci, can be wrong every time they flap their jaws?
It starts simply with not ever knowing what time it is!
See that clock in the picture? Is it twelve after five or twenty-five after two? All you can do is guess! And yes, you can always guess wrong. Ask anyone in Washington!
Order while the supply lasts. These are going to be hot little items. We’ll hold the cost at $1,500 each for as long as we can.
I didn’t mean to cover a lot of nooze today, but this is a whopper, it can’t be ignored.
Here’s what Dr. Flip-Flop Fauci said on MSNBC (where else?) the other night:
“So if you are trying to get at me as a public health official and scientist, you’re really attacking not only Dr. Anthony Fauci, you are attacking science.”
Wow. He’s the very personification of science. Talk about taking yourself seriously.
Nowhere to go from here but to claim that he’s become a god.
It hurts, really hurts, when you try to take this guy seriously.
Doc Fauci, America’s medical panjandrum, a bureaucrat having the time of his life, just won’t go away, he’s having too much fun.
Remember when he said, last year–and the New England Journal of Medicine agreed with him–that wearing face masks won’t protect us from King COVID, they’re not of any value outdoors… and that wearing them was only a symbol of “good behavior.” Wow. Suddenly we’re all toddlers again.
Now he’s saying it’s possible–meaning, it’s certain–we’ll still be wearing the masks in 2022 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1USHuud5i8). He’s also been toying with the idea of wearing double or triple masks, just in case you’re still breathing.
“We’ll give you back your freedom and your adulthood just as soon as we can guarantee a germ-free environment–honest!”
What if we don’t want to walk around as live symbols of good behavior? In God’s name, what kind of America is this?
It’s Dr. Fauci time.