‘Scholar (LOL) Thinks Vikings May Have Been Muslims’ (2017)

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Remember when you used to have to be smart, to be a college professor? Obviously that’s not the case anymore. Here’s a real pinhead trying to foist herself on the world as a scholar.

Scholar (LOL) Thinks Vikings May Have Been Muslims

Yowsah, yowsah, Muslim Vikings! And here I was, thinking they were Quakers. (Actually, I have a degree that sez I know Vikings… and I know they weren’t Muslims. Or 7th Day Adventists.)

Far Left Crazy is passionately in love with Islam. I wonder how long they’d last under any kind of Muslim regime. (“There’s only one way down from this ten-story building, dude. Jump!”)

I wonder how much you have to pay for this garbage.

‘Muslim Vikings: Baloney! Says Scholar’ (2017)

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(Go on! Tell him to his face!)

The scientific world was rocked for, oh, eight or nine minutes in 2017 when a “scholar” claimed that a lot of vikings were Muslims. It was a ridiculously flimsy argument that lost no time getting blown out of the water.

Muslim Vikings: Baloney! Says Scholar

The new pseudo scientific method: First announce what you mean to discover, then announce that you’ve discovered it. Forget those intervening steps.

That’s the theme of my Newswithviews piece today, coming right up.

‘Muslim Vikings: Baloney! Says Scholar’ (2017)

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Hmmm… How long did that “Muslim vikings” fad last? Half an hour, maybe?

Muslim Vikings: Baloney! Says Scholar

To correct two more misconceptions about the vikings:

*The word “viking” refers to a profession, not a nationality. Anyone could “go a-viking” or be a viking. Today we would call that profession armed robbery or brigandage.

*Vikings never wore horned helmets. Centuries earlier, some of the Gauls did. But Vikings did not.

Trust me. I’m an official and bona fide expert on the vikings. You could look it up.