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NJ ‘University’ to Offer ‘Cannabis Studies’ REPRINT

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From September 12, 2018

“Stockton University” in New Jersey–it used to be a community college, but now every academic halfway house is a “university”–is going to offer, this fall semester, a minor in “Cannabis Studies” (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=11289).

For a mere $5,100 if you’re an in-state student, or $9,200 if you’re from out of state, you can sit around and talk pot to your heart’s content. How intellectually stimulating! The school makes a point of declaring that offering the course is “not an endorsement” to be stoned all the time. So we don’t have to worry about that, do we?

What are we to make of someone who has five or nine thousand bucks to throw away on “Cannabis Studies”? Not that it’s any more a waste of time than all the other “studies” cluttering up our colleges. Gender Superhero Cissexual Surfing Studies: stuff like that. At this point you can’t even get a degree in Cannabis Studies–but what do you want to bet a degree program will become available, once they figure out how much they can charge for it?

Too many colleges, too many people in ’em, too much money going down the rabbit-hole…

Defund the looniversities now.

ASU Workshop: ‘Forced Breeding Camps’ and ‘Cannibalism’

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Damselflies: Graceful Insects of the Garden

I can’t illustrate such garbage. Here’s a nice damsel fly instead.

Boy, oh boy, can college make you stupid! Don’t believe it? Send your kid to Arizona State U. and see what you get back.

https://www.campusreform.org/article/asu-prof-warns-forced-breeding-camps-event-discussing-speculative-future-without-abortion/26323

If you go to ASU, you can attend a workshop in which a… poet (Yes, I said “poet”) will “teach” you that if you don’t keep Far Left wackos in power, our country’s future might well include “forced breeding camps” and even… well, “cannibalism”.

Ooh! Looks like we’ve got to “dismantle capitalism” and “elect a female president.” That should do it, don’t you think?

Life is too short to read any of this–ahem!–“poetry.” But it fits perfectly into a university seminar.

If you’re a student from out of state, ASU’s tuition is more than $30,000 a year. A small price to pay for babbling feminist idiocy.

This Heer Corse I Gotta Taike!!!!

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This IS hyyer Eddyucashin!!

Man O man ware has this been awl “my” lyfe??? If ownly “I” was goingto “the” Yunaversitty “of” New Mecksiko!!! then I cood “take thayr corse” in–get this!!!–Lezbean Vampyres and Queer Cinama (https://www.campusreform.org/article/lesbian-vampires-u-new-mexico-course-looks-queer-cinema-exclusive/26333). O iff we cood Ownly has “that” heer!!!!!!!!

Haow abuout THIS?? I kwoat–“Can we reed queerness as a question of filmic struckture”?”?” I meen, didd yiu Ever “heer” ennything as wyze as that “in awl” yore lyfe?!!? I bet it meens sumb thing Reely Cool,, “butt yiu” has to taik The Corse to fynde “out” watt it Is!!!! Lyke, I doughnt Cair HAOW MUTCH thay charje in Tooishin, itll be whurth Evry “peny Of” it!!!!!

I cheked and we doughnt has Evin ONE vampyre corse out heer “in” our Collidge!!! haow do yiu egxplane that Omisshin?? Wat kynde of Eddicasion doughnt has no Lezzbian Vampyre corses??? So I amb cauling a Merjincy meting “of” The Stodent Soviet to de-mannd a Lespian Vampyre Corse “foar” us!!!!!! Iff “we” Are reel Lucky we can fyned “a” reel Vampyre to lexture us!!!

THIS is wye Evvry Boddy thay kneed “to” be in Collidge!!!!

 

Harvard ‘Ethics’ (Bah-Lo-Nee!)

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Remember Claudine Gay, who resigned in disgrace as president of Harvard, after being caught perpetrating numerous acts of plagiarism? She was also disgraced for refusing to condemn terrorist acts against Israel.

It’s not that she’s baaaaack…Actually, she never went away. Sure, she couldn’t be president anymore. But that’s not the same as getting fired.

Harvard’s Disgraced Former President Claudine Gay to Teach ‘Reading and Research’ Ethics Class, Collecting $900,000 Salary

So now she’s going to teach some form of “Ethics.” Wahoo. Like some guy from New Guinea teaching a course on how to build igloos and avoid polar bears.

And 900 big ones a year–ethics been very, very good to me! Who says ethics can’t make you rich? Nine hundred thousand clams. Obviously you and I are in the wrong business.

Higher education: making America stupid, one brain at a time.

‘Harvard: “Gender” Changes Day By Day’ (2017)

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Higher education!

Remember, a few years ago, when the credentialed pinheads at Harvard were insisting that a person’s “gender” can change day by day? That must get confusing!

Harvard: ‘Gender’ Changes Day to Day

A quarter of a million dollars, back then–that’s what it cost you if you could finish your degree in four years. That’s four years of mushing your mind.

Many of us wonder just how likely it is that these Far Left wastes-of-space actually believe any of that guff they’re, um… “teaching.” I don’t know which would be worse: whether they actually believe it, or are only pretending to.

God help us.

Rutgers Prez Flees Pro-Hamas Protest Crowd

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On Thursday, a group of pro-Hamas students disrupted a town hall at @rutgersu, protesting President Holloway’s pledge not to adopt BDS and chanting for violence against Jews. Holloway and other ...

Ah, Rutgers University! My alma mater. Something to be ashamed of.

Rutgers President Jonathan Holloway, along with several other “university officials,” last week high-tailed it out of a town hall (oh, please) when Pro-Hamas protesters got out of hand. Jewish students were left with only police to protect them (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/04/rutgers-president-flees-town-hall-event-where-pro/).

The wingding was organized, if that’s the word for it, by the Rutgers Student Assembly. It soon degenerated into loud calls for the “annihilation” of Israel. And the university president ran away.

I wonder what they would’ve talked about if anyone had had any interest in talking.

Rutgers has always been wrong. When I was a student there, class of ’71, it was all “Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Minh, NLF is gonna win!” Down with ROTC. Bomb threats closing down the halls in finals week.

So now it’s hooray for Hamas, wipe out Israel… and the damnfool liberals who fed and nurtured it don’t know what the hell to do. Welcome to Dr. Frankenstein’s Dilemma: you activate the monster, but you can’t control it.

Democrats in the driver’s seat: this is what we get for that.

 

‘Scholar (LOL) Thinks Vikings May Have Been Muslims’ (2017)

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Remember when you used to have to be smart, to be a college professor? Obviously that’s not the case anymore. Here’s a real pinhead trying to foist herself on the world as a scholar.

Scholar (LOL) Thinks Vikings May Have Been Muslims

Yowsah, yowsah, Muslim Vikings! And here I was, thinking they were Quakers. (Actually, I have a degree that sez I know Vikings… and I know they weren’t Muslims. Or 7th Day Adventists.)

Far Left Crazy is passionately in love with Islam. I wonder how long they’d last under any kind of Muslim regime. (“There’s only one way down from this ten-story building, dude. Jump!”)

I wonder how much you have to pay for this garbage.

‘Dumbing Down Princeton’ (2020)

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When they started shutting all the schools down in homage to King COVID, the Princeton University (P.U., P.U., we’re all for you!) stoodint noozepaper came up with a truly radical idea that’s only as old as the hills–

Dump the grading system and go to “pass/fail”!

Dumbing Down Princeton

“Hire me! I passed college!” Wow. Anything from an A+ to a D-… hot dog. Then again, what are the grades worth anymore? “I got a B+ in Polish Transgender Transactional Funambulist Studies!” Yeah, okay, you can be an air traffic controller.

Why do we still have colleges and universities?

Answer the question convincingly and win the Gold Mask of Tutankhamen.

Mor Monny for dyvercity!!!!

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Wow! We just hered that Kornel Unavercity thay going To “spend” Sixtie Millon Dolors to “get” more Dyvercity!! (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=11354) and that Is “a”lot of monny!!!

Us stodents hear at Our Collidge we whant to spend “even mor” Than that!! becose Dyvercity it is Impotant!! Thare “isnt” nothin mor Impotant then Dyvercity and only wen yiu “has” True and Puer Dyvercity is wen yiu Can finely “get ridd”Of al them Conserfatives and Christins so thare is No mor of Themb on Campas!!!

Some Hater and Biggit he sayed “wear did Kornel get $$60 Millin Dolors for Dyvercity??” Wel he is so stopid i Cant fined wherds for “it”!! It dont mater Wear thay “get The” monny! and it Is hat speach jist to Ask that thare stopid Quistoin!!!! So a buntch of Us we beet him “up” for not being Dyvercity enuohgh!!! Yiu has to get ridd “of” evry boddy whoo got The rong Opinoin and only then yiu has reel Dyvercity!!!!

So i dont “know” wear thay got “The” $$$Sixty Myllyon Dolors and i dont Care!!! i gess thay jist founed it,, heck somtimes I finded monny in facked jist the utther Day “i” founed a quorter in “the” Praking Lot behined Trotsky Haul! and if yiu fined lots And lots of quorters and aslo dymes and nichols it Al Ads Up to $$$$6i0 millun dolors or may be evin mor!!!!!

Some utther Biggit Hater Racist he sayed is “This waht we payin al that Tution four??” and we beet Him Up two. Some “day” theze hear Biggits thay wil lurn that Reel Dyvercity it meens thay got “to” Shut UP!!!

How Collidge Wastes Your Money

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You’re not going to believe this.

According to a report by The College and University Professional Association for Human Resources, professors who “teach” bulls*** courses like Women’s Studies, Queer Studies, Jump in a Lake Studies, etc…. make $15,000 a year more in salaries than professors who teach real subjects like math and science (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=11213). That was for the 2017-2018 academic year.

Well, hey, Kansas State is advertising for a Women’s Studies chairbiped–and offering a salary of $140,000. Crapola been very, very good to me!

Even if you’re not shelling out big bucks to send your offspring to one of these institutions of tommyrot, you’re still paying your taxes, aren’t you? Your taxes help to pay those salaries, to say nothing to the lavish pension packages. Your tax money that you worked for is paying for this burlesque, this parody, this mockery of “education.”

And if your son or daughter is “learning” it, he or she will come out of college totally unemployable–and with, on the average, $150,000 in student debt. That’s a lot of hours selling slurpees at the 7-11.