gay caveman – Lee Duigon

‘Hooray! “Gay Caveman” Discovered!’ (2015)

leeduigon(patty)October 4, 2023

They’re bound to find that Gay Gene they’ve been looking for. The scary part is, What will they do with it?

“There’s gotta be gay cavemen! Just gotta be!” And they won’t stop looking for it till they find it.

Hooray! ‘Gay Caveman’ Discovered!

Please understand: they wanted this “discovery,” they’d do just about anything to get it–and hallelujah, here it is!

Does Science ever fail to discover something it wants so very badly to discover? There’s a lot of money in discovery these days. Passionately-desired finds will be rewarded.

Sorry–“Climate Science” has made me skeptical of Science.

‘Creeping Twaddle’ (2018)

leeduigon(patty)October 18, 2022

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I run this post now and then because it’s such a perfect example of the kind of wishful thinking and sheer silliness that has permeated “science” in our time.

Creeping Twaddle

Yowsah, yowsah, the Feminist Golden Age! Without a single inscription to back it up. We don’t need no stinkin’ inscriptions–we’re Woke archaeologists! This is almost as good as the short-lived “discovery” of Muslim Vikings. And the “gay caveman.” Who ever dreamed the remote past could be so obliging?

Once you’re set free from evidence, the sky’s the limit.

‘Hooray! “Gay Caveman” Discovered!’ (2015)

leeduigon(patty)October 2, 2022

Science marches on!

They’d sell their mothers to the vivisectionist if they thought that’d get them the “gay gene” they’ve been searching for so frantically. But in the meantime, this will have to do:

Hooray! ‘Gay Caveman’ Discovered!

Even allowing the, uh, “discovery” to be real, how do they know this poor caveman was “buried as a woman”? Someone leave behind a book of funeral customs from umpteen thousand years ago? And maybe a fashion catalog to go with it.

They don’t know anything.

This just want this “gay” thing to be true: want it so badly, it keeps them awake at night.

I’d rather not ask why.