‘Beat Global Warming: Don’t Work!’ (2013)

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Don’t work, be happy!

As “Unknowable” pointed out, imaginary problems requre imaginary solutions!

Like this one.

Beat Global Warming: Don’t Work!

Yeah, this’ll work! Everybody stop working, and The Government will give you all the free stuff you need from now on. As an economic theory, this beats rubbing your floor lamp until a genie comes out to grant your wishes. Would you believe it was the product of a “think tank”? More like a drunk tank.

As a fantasy novelist, I believe I’m qualified to say that fantasy can make for great entertainment but is a truly lousy basis for public policy.

 

Giving Children Nightmares

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When I was a boy, the big fear was nuclear war, adios everybody. Fallout shelters. Duck and cover. Gaudy color photos of A-bomb tests. And nightmares. I had nightmares now and then about The Russians bombing us, because that’s who everybody else was afraid of.

Today children have been taught to fear The End O’ the World due to imaginary Climate Change, and a survey finds one in five children in the United Kingdom has nightmares about it (https://in.reuters.com/article/climate-change-children-idINL1N2AV1FF). This is worse than World War III because you can’t solve imaginary problems, they just go on forever.

The purpose of Climate Change Gloom & Doom is to stampede people into clamoring for a world government, which certain evil parties will be only too happy to provide. If people would only stop and watch the behavior of the big-shot Climate terror-mongers, they would quickly perceive that none of these big shots–no, not one–believes for even a moment that scary bull-schiff that they’re shoveling out to us. If they did believe it, they wouldn’t have all those private jets, stretch limos, fantastically huge new mansions just a few feet above the high-tide line on the beach, and fabulously expensive shindigs at Davos.

Who’s freaking out the children? Their unionized “teachers,” of course: they expect to be sitting pretty when global government happens. The, ahem, entertainment industry. And liberal politicians in every country on the globe, all of whom expect to be chowing down on a nice juicy piece of the pie when all those pesky “countries” are wiped out and there’s only Them to lord it over us, from pole to pole. These are the persons who are willing for your kids to grow up crazed with fear: because it profits them politically.

Oh–and these same wicked morons also subject children to “gender fluid” every day, again using the public schools as brainwashing facilities.

Why don’t we stop them from doing it?

Answers, anybody?

The Myth of ‘Campus Rape Culture’

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If it’s so dangerous, why are you there?

Ball State Looniversity in Muncie, Indiana, is offering students the chance to duck out of 15 credit hours’ worth of “traditional course requirements” and get equal credit for immersing themselves in some jidroolery called “Rape Culture in the Age of #MeToo” (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=12080).

Hot dog. “Students will collect stories of rape culture on campus” and use them to put together a podcast.

Question!

If there really is a “campus rape culture” at Ball State–and it does look like the looniversity is admitting that there is–then why do any parents send their daughters there? Do they want them to be raped? Or could it be that they know the whole thing is just a sham? They certainly show no sign of believing that it’s true.

The wonderful thing about imaginary problems, the thing that makes them so useful to leftists of all kinds, is that, because they are imaginary, they can never be solved and they never go away. Hey, if you want something to cry about, try living in Venezuela for a while. Or any other of the world’s notorious hell-holes.

But no–so much nicer to stick around America and whine about “rape culture” without having to worry about really getting raped.

College! Making America dumber by the day.

Please, please, please cut off the funding!

My Newswithviews Column, June 7 (‘Liberalism: Dangerously Silly’)

Liberalism would make a great Peter Sellers comedy. Unfortunately, it has escaped into the real world, where its actual effects are anything but funny.

https://newswithviews.com/liberalism-dangerously-silly/

This ideology contains basic drives for both anarchy and statism: sort of like trying to ride two bicycles at the same time.

None of us can feel safe until liberalism is put out of business forever.