Tag: life on Mars

‘Oldest-Ever Fossil Found (Or So They Say)’ (2017)

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“Oh it rained on de rocks an’ de rocks come alive, doo-dah, doo-dah…”

Evolution groupies were turning somersaults of joy a few years ago when somebody found [trumpet fanfare] fossil bacteria! And holy cow, they’re 4.2 zillion (billion?) years old!

Oldest-Ever Fossils Found (Or So They Say)

From there they jumped to life on Mars, once upon a time. As in “probably.”

Well, we can’t help it, I guess. Can’t help being curious about the world around us. Can’t help trying to explain it. Someday a lot of the explanations we’ve come up with today will provoke pity and amusement from tomorrow’s scientists.

Meanwhile, some of them need to get out more.

‘Oldest-Ever Fossils Found (Or So They Say)’ (2017)

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Evolution must be true because we found fossil bacteria 4.2 million years old!

And yet bacteria are still… bacteria. So where’s the evolution?

Oldest-Ever Fossils Found (Or So They Say)

I don’t know–those fossils don’t look like much to me. They’re also supposed to prove that Mars had life a zillion years ago, and then it went away. Betcha it was SUVs that did it.

And somehow Evolution proves we can have sexual anarchy and a really big and powerful government.

‘Liquid Water Found on Mars… Maybe’ (2015)

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Maybe there are nicer places than this on Mars, but we haven’t found them yet.

What they mean is they’ve found suggestions that maybe, on certain rain occasions, and only temporarily, liquid water might be found somewhere on Mars–provided it also contains certain chemicals that would function as a kind of natural antifreeze.

Liquid Water Found on Mars… Maybe

Naturally, anyone would be excited if any life were found on Mars. And if it were, you can bet your last dime there’ll be talking heads all over the airwaves proclaiming that this half an amoeba found on Mars proves (mind you!) that there is no God and so can we please move on to worshiping… them?

Sometimes I really wonder what He sees in us.