Joe Collidge: GOP Unleeshes Radio-Active Wasps!

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Yowch! That hurt!

I gotted stinged By a Wassp today “and” it reely Hurt!!!

And “then” I fowned Out the Wassps thay “are” Radio Active!!! That’s why yiu heer all that Buzzing “on yore” Radio wen yiu try “to” play Woke Music!!!!!

This heer It Is Darnold Trumpt’s fawlt!!!! HE MAID THEMB WASSPS RADIO ACTIVE!!!!!! Thay are Repubickan Wassps!!! Thay been traned “to” Sting us so we woont Voate!!!!! Yiu KNOW Kamalalala she wood “Be” Pressidint if “it” wazznt for all them wassps!! And heer Is A Pixture of Jeff Goldbloom he is turning into a wassp becose he got stinged by Radio-Active and look watt it Done To Himb!!!!

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I wunder watt wood of hapened iff “it was” a  Radio-Active Potater Beeatle!!!!!!

We has to kick Trumpt “out of” the Wite Hause befoar Evvry Boddy in it thay tourn In-to Radio-Active buggs!!!!!!!!! Do the Ellecsion Over and putt Kamalalala back in Orfice befoar Its Twoo Layte!!!!

Awl my prefessers at Collidge thinck so!!!!!!

Now It’s Radioactive Wasps

Radioactive Wasp Nest Discovered Near South Carolina Nuclear Weapon Facility

Just when you thought it was safe to hang around a Superfund site…

They don’t know, for sure, where the radioactive waste came from, but there it was, sitting cheek by jowl with a “nuclear weapons facility” from the 1950s–and there was the nest, full of radioactive wasps. Authorities had to spray them, cart them away, and dispose of them as radioactive waste.

Does anybody know what happens if you’re stung by glow-in-the-dark wasps? It sounds like the premise for a 1950s horror movie.

Are there any more radioactive wasps’ nests around? That’s another thing they don’t know. Someone will have to look.

Be careful, whoever you are.