‘We’re Doomed! (Again)’ (2019)

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Hang onto your hats, boys ‘n’ girls, and don’t send out your laundry!

It’s official: The Science at the University of Alaska says the fun’s over, we’re finished–if things keep goin’ the way they’re goin’, the whole giant Greenland ice-cap will melt down and drown us all!

By the year 3000.

We’re Doomed! (again)

Oh, if only we’d given much more power to the government! Alas and alack, Bernie Sanders was right! Al Gore was a prophet! An all-powerful government would have saved us… but no, we had to have our stupid freedom! See what happens to people who don’t listen to Science?

The Purpose of the Nooze Media

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Is it really that hard to find a Christmas tree?

“I sure hope we can get a Christmas tree,” my wife said. “They’re talking about this terrible shortage”–“they,” of course, being our ever-lovin’ nooze media. But then we heard that friends of ours had just gone out and bought their tree without a hassle, without having to spend a potload of money, with no shortage anywhere they looked–

And that’s our Free & Independent Democrat Nooze Media in a nutshell.

What is its purpose? To keep us “informed”? Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum! That’ll be the day. I turn on the car radio and all this bad nooze spills out of it. Ah! But that’s the clue.

The purpose of today’s nooze media is to create a state of fear that’s intended to have timorous people clinging to the skirts of the government–and willing to sacrifice their liberty if the government can offer them security. They are there to scare us and demoralize us into slavery.

This is idol worship. “Protect us by thy might, Great God our King,” the old song says. Today’s leftids address their prayers to “Science” and the all-devouring state. Give us all yo’ money, cough up all yo’ freedom–and we’ll protect you!

From what?

Oh… they’ll protect Blacky from Whitey and Whitey from Blacky, and protect us all from Climate Change and King COVID the Conqueror, and systemic racism, heteronormativity, intersectional dianetics, etc., etc.

They will protect us from the boogiemen that they themselves made up, to scare us into the shelter of their prison camps.

Government without God, government that’s not accountable to God, is an unnecessary evil. More and more of the world is falling under its shadow.

God will call those who will lead us out of it.

And I don’t think it’s gonna be the noozies.

‘Climbit Change Mob Goes Rabid’ (2017)

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Useless people, useful idiots

This is the lesson of the 21st century, its contribution to political theory:

Scare the daylights out of ’em, and you can do anything you want.

They thought the boogie-man of Climate Change was going to give them absolute power over us, but somehow they could never seal the deal. That drove them crazy.

Climbit Change Mob Goes Rabid

Well, before they could somehow impose the death penalty for “Climate Change Denialism,” along came King COVID and gave them everything they ever lusted for. In less than two years, freedom has almost been erased from the world. America is still relatively free, at least compared to others–but wit you well, Democrats do not intend for it to stay that way.