What Do They Do with the Time They Steal from Us?

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Every year the elites steal an hour from the American people under the guise of “Daylight Savings Time.” That’s some 300 million hours swiped out of people’s lives once a year.

What do they do with all those hours that they’ve stolen?

Here are a few theories that have been suggested:

*Hunter Biden is selling them to China (with 10% for the Big Guy).

*George Soros is adding them to his life.

*The Clinton Foundation is collecting them to use as building blocks for an alternative universe in which Hillary is president.

*They’re tacking them onto Majuh League Baseball (TM) games to make them take longer.

*They keep adding them to John Kerry’s shelf-life. Otherwise he would’ve disappeared years ago.

Those are only five of the most likely explanations for this stupid thing they do to us every year. Please feel free to report any that you’ve heard.

I Want My Hour Back!

Can I please have my hour back?

This Daylight Savings Time is just brutal. I didn’t mind it when I was 12, but now it really gets to me. You hustle out of bed in the morning and you’re already an hour late.

What is the purpose of this, anymore? Does anybody know? It gives you jet lag without the jet. I keep feeling like I’m about to fall asleep.

Is there any reason for government to impose this on us every year? But then they’re not all that big on reason, are they?

I just hope I don’t wind up face-down in my supper.

P.S.–And now a sick or injured sparrow has turned up on our sidewalk. My wife almost stepped on it. What to do, what to do…