A War for No Reason?

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You don’t need me to report on the Russo-Ukraine War; there’s enough confusion already.

But see, I’m a political scientist, with a strong interest in military theory and history, and normally I know about things like this. But for the life of me, I have no idea at all as to why this war started, who was at fault, what the stakes are, who’s the good guys and who’s the bad guys–I don’t know!

Am I just a dope for not knowing these things, when our politicians and TV commentators seem to know all about them? They certainly are passionate about what actions they think America and her allies ought to take. Wack Putin. Send troops. Don’t send troops. Stop buying oil from Russia. Buy more oil from Russia.

After our fiasco in Afghanistan, the whole world–and especially the world’s bad guys–saw the weakness and sheer inanity of America’s leaders, and concluded that they can now do anything they want. As long as the chairman of our Joint Chiefs of Staff says his chief concern is White Supwemacy (or Climbit Chainge, depending on what side of the bed he gets up on), they knew they don’t have to take America seriously.

Unless SloJo sleepwalks us into World War III.

The Top 3 Lies About the Ukraine Crisis

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“So do I get my 10 percent or not?”

I don’t like to write war nooze, because I have very little confidence in the information we receive from the media.

Nevertheless, here are what will surely be the top three lies told about Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. If you haven’t heard any of them yet, be patient. You will.

*It’s Donald Trump’s fault. Hillary Clinton says so. It is rumored that she once said something, back in 2009, that was not a lie. She denies it.

*Ukraine’s borders are much more important than our own! Six out of ten Democrats think so.

*The real fight is Climate Change! John Kerry said it first, but look for lots and lots of libs to echo him.

There is an outside chance that they will blame the war in Ukraine on white privilege. They haven’t done it yet, but don’t be too surprised if they do.

God help us.

Stephen King, Idiot

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Is he totally off his rocker?

Why does it seem that people get famous in spite of being total idiots? Scratch a  celebrity, find a moron.

Stephen King used to be a famous horror writer, every book a best-seller. I have long suspected him of being a fat-head. Yesterday he proved it.

This is what he said:

“Mr. Putin has made a serious miscalculation. He forgot he’s no longer dealing with Trump.” (https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4041041/posts)

Aaaaaaahhh!

Yo, Steve-O! Didn’t you see what your hero Biden did in Afghanistan? Hint: fled in a panic! Who seriously thinks Russia would have invaded Ukraine if Donald Trump were still in the White House?

You and the “81 million” phantoms who supposedly elected this turnip.

America’s enemies, the world’s enemies, are on the move, they’re gonna scarf up smaller nations, because they know America is, uh… led… by a senile old wreck backed up by a bunch of gabbling ninnies–including some fat guy with a wig who calls himself a woman. Biden and Xi and the ayatollahs are gonna be afraid of that?

May God in His mercy defend us.

Let’s Try Something Different

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I’m already sick and tired of the nooze today. Truckers called “terrorists” because they want their freedoms back. That dog-and-pony show with Russia and Ukraine–although if Putin does press the invasion button, you can be sure contempt for Biden in particular and the U.S.A. in general have a lot to do with it. After Afghanistan, who respects us?

And teachers’ unions… and “educators”… ghaaah.

So, y’know what I’m gonna do today? After I have my cigar, I’ll post hymns. I have two of them waiting. And maybe I’ll do Joe Collidge.

I’ve left a little time for you to try to talk me out of this, if you think I need to write up some more nooze. I do try to be responsive to my readership.