Bed, Bath & Beyond in Nyack, NY, got into major hot water with the Whining Minorities this week when it had on sale black-painted pumpkins for use as Halloween decorations. The national chain didn’t want to “offend” or “exclude” anyone–in this case, does that word “exclude” actually have any meaning, or is it just noise?–so they pulled the black jack-o’-lanterns from all their shelves, after receiving “many” complaints.
Meanwhile Justin Trudeau, who really does do blackface, has been narrowly re-elected premier (or whatever) of Canada. Maybe they should’ve been whining about him instead of the pumpkins.
But today everything and anything is Racist and everybody has to jump whenever any member of any Cherished Minority Group so much as snivels. Some people are just never happy unless they can feel offended.
Do you ever find yourself wondering what, if anything, these professional bellyachers have to offer? Just askin’.
It seems that sometime after Election Day 2016, a lot of adult black women mysteriously became obese. Now, thanks to a professor of gender studies at Rutgers Looniversity, we know what made that happen.
The fact that many of them were overweight years before anyone even thought of Trump as a political figure can be explained by a form of unconscious clairvoyance. Subconsciously anticipating that Donald Trump would become president, years and years ahead, their bodies began to adapt to the inevitable “racial stress for people of color” by packing on the pounds.
I went to that stupid university. Wait’ll the next time Rutgers phones to ask for an alumni contribution from me.
It would be unkind to quote directly from this, er, professor’s babblings, or to give her name. Suffice it to say that it is unconscionable for the taxpayers of New Jersey to have to pay this whining gasbag’s salary.
“Higher education”–it’ll kill us if we don’t defund it.
The only ones she didn’t want to prosecute were criminals.
So a university offered free online courses to anyone who wanted them–anyone–and winds up getting smacked down by the Loretta Lunch Justice Dept. for…ahem!…violating the Americans with Disabilities Act.
Apparently there is no action that you can take, or refrain from taking, that doesn’t “discriminate” against some whining minority with greedy lawyers. They’d sue you for being dead if they thought they could collect from you.
This was not the purpose of the Americans with Disabilities Act.
But there is nothing that Democrats can’t turn to an evil purpose.