What? A Newswithviews Column?

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I have to write this week’s Newswithviews column, like, now… Only what should I write about? I was too sick yesterday even to think about it. I’m somewhat better today, but way behind in my work.

So what’ll it be? (And hurry up about it!) Parents actually sending their kids back to public school, in spite of all they’ve heard about it lately? Like, y’know, California schools teaching kids to worship Aztec gods.

Or maybe Alexandria O’Crazy-O-Cortez showing up at a $30,000-a-ticket New York gala wearing an ugly $34,000 dress with a slogan in barn paint, “Tax the Rich.”  We still don’t know whether she paid to get in.

Whatever I decide, I have to start writing it toot-sweet. So if you’ve got any suggestions or encouragements (which I can always use!), let’s have ’em now.

Yay! Back to School! (???)

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They play a commercial on the PA system at our Stop & Shop, advertising their cornucopia of “back to school” products. The ad features a host of children cheering maniacally because they’re so tickled pink to be going back to school. We have just entered the Twilight Zone.

Back to school, yay! Critical Race Theory, yay! I hate you and you hate me because everything, everything, everything is the color of your skin!

Worshiping Aztec gods, yay! Transgender ’round the clock, yay! Socialism! Globalism! Red for Ed! Yay, hooray, huzzah!

Gotta mash up their brains and get ’em ready for college. Democrat Party can always use more useful idiots.

But cheering because they’re going back to school… I think that might be the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.