‘I Will Not Defy the DOE’ (100 Times)

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The U.S. Dept. of Education is trying to get rid of “gender identity” nonsense; and to that end, has threatened to withhold funds from districts where “intimate facilities” are to be shared…  (intimately?).

It doesn’t look like some of the local school boards understand this, although we wonder if they share bathrooms at home, or when they got to the Y to do jazzersize.

Maybe some of their own medicine might cure them. Like for instance, writing on the blackboard 100 times:

*I will not thumb my nose at the school board.

*I will not invade the Intimate Facilities of the Opposite Gender, whatever that means.

*I will not ride my bicycle down the hall.

*I will always address others by their preferred pronouns, even when it’s stupid and makes me feel like a moron.

How easy it is, to make this time-honored custom our own! And if writing on the blackboard doesn’t work, there are always 500-word essays and staying after school.

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The Latest Public School Outrage

Who is Indoctrinating Your Children?

Pubic education (let the typo stand) seems to be good for at least one new outrage a day. Here’s one from Eau Claire, Wisconsin: the headline says it all, don’t it (https://katv.com/news/nation-world/school-district-says-parents-are-not-entitled-to-know-gender-identity-of-their-kids-wisconsin-eau-claire-parents-defending-education-erika-sanzi-trans-pronouncs). “Parents ‘not entitled’ to know kids’ gender identity, school district says”.

Yee-hah.

See, “Our priority is supporting the student,” says the gasbag speaking for the school district.” As for parents, “If their child should decide to change their [should be “his” or “her”–note the lousy grammar] gender identity at school…”

Well, then! School officials have no alternative but to deceive the child’s parents! That’s because normal parents who don’t want perverted pedagogues indoctrinating their kiddies–well, they just haven’t “earned” the school district’s trust.

Gee. Do you think it might just be possible that eventually parents will, um, notice something a bit peculiar going on with their son or daughter? Think they might someday put two and two together?

But by then it might be too late.

This is profoundly evil. It comes to us from the depths of Hell. We cannot and must not tolerate it.

Homeschooling, homeschooling neighborhood co-ops, Christian school–practically anything is better than leaving children to the bizarre ambitions of Far Left teachers’ unions.

This has to stop. The American people must put a stop to it.

I Got Polled

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Yesterday at suppertime–it’s always suppertime, when the phone rings–I got a call from the Eagleton Poll.

I decided to play along and answer the questions; but we hadn’t gotten very far when I had to stop him.

“Do you believe that pregnant people–”

“Whoa! Stop! Stop it right there!” I interrupted. “There are no ‘pregnant people.’ Only pregnant women. I will not let you say ‘pregnant people’! No one says that but totally brain-dead liberals!”

Would you believe it? For the rest of the interview, he said “pregnant women.” See how easy it is to act sane?

He also started with a question about “gender identity,” and I wouldn’t let him ask that one, either.

Although it was an Eagleton Institute Poll, the kid said he was calling from Rutgers, so I reckon he was a Rutgers student (as I once was). I reflected on just how full of crap someone is by the time public school and The University get done with him. God help us: do you think it’s possible that he honestly believes in “pregnant people”?

It won’t be easy to clean up this mess they’ve made of our country, but we have to try. Starting now.