‘Queen Cleopatra,’ a Bomb Among Bombs

Queen Cleopatra (TV Mini Series 2023) - IMDb

“History is bunk.”  –Henry Ford. He should see it now.

Let’s hear if for Netflix’s Queen Cleopatra! After only two weeks on the air, it has logged the all-time lowest audience score in the history of television (https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2023/05/15/woke-fail-netflixs-queen-cleopatra-appears-to-have-worst-audience-score-in-tv-history/).

One percent. Hot dog. How is that even possible? It’s only one point better than none at all.

The main sticking point seems to be the producers’ decision to portray Cleopatra, a Macedonian, as a black African queen. No one seems to have noticed that until our own time.

Isn’t it time, as Richard Dreyfus has asked, we all grew up and just let art be art? Like, if Denzel Washington wants to play me in what would probably be a dull movie, I’d complain? Heck, no! What if someone said “Yeah, we know Cleopatra wasn’t black, but we cast this actress because she blew the doors off her audition”? How is that not a good answer?

I wonder if Cleopatra drank Bud Lite.

But no. Here Cleopatra is black because everybody at Netflix wants to be Woke, so they forced it down our throats. They’ll be making her a trans woman next.

TV viewers have overwhelmingly rejected it. That’s a good thing. We’re all getting sicker and sicker of Woke and we don’t want any more of it. The public is pushing back; maybe they’ll find a cliff to push it off of. (Yes, I know I’ve dangled a preposition. Too bad!) In the long history of TV bombs, Queen Cleopatra has even put Cop Rock in the shade. Detectives dancing as they solve the crime: what were they thinking?

Far Left Crazy simply can’t believe the public isn’t buying what they’re selling. So they’ve bombed again. Don’t let the door hit you in the kiester on your way out.

‘Maybe This Time It’ll Work…’

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Another bunch of yo-yos

So a few years ago they start this high-end women’s fashions shop, with a cute name–“Anthropologie” which is anthropology spelled wrong–and the business takes off like a rocket and next thing you know, they’ve got stores all over the country…

In the next chapter of our story, you have to pretend that the Bud Light fiasco never happened, or else other business people never heard of it. Because what’s the next thing they do at Anthropologie?

Yup, you guessed it! Obviously hire some fruity-looking guy to model the newest women’s fashions and wait for mobs of women to show up with their checkbooks and their credit cards.

Or not.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/womens-fashion-brand-anthropologie-slammed-for-using-male-model-turns-off-comments-on-instagram

The backlash was swift and terrible. They had to shut down both their websites, and then the furor spilled over onto other websites. Women were good and mad.

But really–having seen what happened with Bud Light and its dive into the Tranny Swamp, how could anyone in any business have decided to do the same thing Bud Light did and expect it to be different, this time? Is that Stupid with a capital S, or what?

Maybe if we all get mad enough, this woke **** will disappear.

Disney’s Getting Clobbered

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The reckoning is coming, Mickey!

All is not well in the Magic Kingdom. After 50 years of more or less self-government, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis has ended that. Layoffs loom, and Disney stock is down 44 percent (https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2023/02/08/report-disney-facing-bloodbath-as-thousands-layoffs-and-other-budget-cuts-loom/). Ouch!

Multitudes of people toldja, Disney, but you didn’t listen–Get woke, go broke. Your fascination with drag queens, sexual grooming of children, transgender mania, and culture rot has bounced up and bitten you where you sit.

The problem with Far Left Crazy is that they think the American people like them and agree with them–because you can always find a few addled and disordered parents who haul their toddlers off to drag shows. They finagle the figures, tell lies again and again until they’ve fooled themselves, and conjure up a vision of a new America based on all sorts of crazy schiff. They think they’re winning.

If they keep doing what they’re doing, Disney will go bankrupt. Other corporations that have embraced the woke delusion will surely follow. Will that finally convince them that they’re wrong?

I don’t think anything will do that.

Practice saying goodbye.

Disney Replaces CEO–“Disastrous Quarterly Results”

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Goofy can’t find his way out of this mess, either.

Don’t say we didn’t warn ya, chuckles.

Disney Corp has given its current CEO the push and replaced him with former CEO Bob Iger, whose last tenure was for 11 years (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/11/get-woke-go-broke-disney-reinstates-bob-iger-new-ceo-effective-immediately-replaces-bob-chapek-disastrous-quarterly-results/)… following “disastrous quarterly results.” The new streaming project, Disney+, was plagued with “persistent losses.”

Setting the tone, Iger predicted “tough and uncomfortable decisions” to come. Circle the wagons, gang.

Gee, what could’ve gone wrong? I mean, you just can’t lose when you’re pushing “transgender,” accusing everyone who isn’t you of racism, grooming kids for sex, and telling the state of Florida that your Magic Kingdom is entitled to a never-ending stream of special favors–right?

You’re a bunch of wokies, Disney, and regular people are learning that you have nothing good to offer us.

Pushback! Voters Defund Local Library

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They voted No, all right

Voters in Jamestown Township, Michigan, overwhelmingly voted to defund their local library rather than have it continue to offer “LGBTQ graphic novels” (https://www.bridgemi.com/michigan-government/upset-over-lgbtq-books-michigan-town-defunds-its-library-tax-vote). (“Graphic novel” is simply a comic book that isn’t funny.)

Noozies are rending their garments over this, attributing the library’s 25-point defeat to “Christian nationalists” being mean and uninclusive. They sound like they’ve been sent to bed without supper.

Residents kept showing up at meetings of the library board to complain about the lewd content that public money was praying for. The library refused to remove the “LGBTQ” books, so residents organized to vote down the library’s funding.

It is expected the library will shut down early next year when it runs out of money.

Hey, we toldja.

[Sheesh, it’s hard to type with my eyes dilated! Guess I’d better wait a little longer before I try again.]