Denzel Washington to Play Hannibal: Tunisians Miffed

Denzel and Hannibal

Wow! That’s the same Hannibal I have on my Hannibal T-shirt. I’d love to see Denzel bring it to life.

So Netflix is making a biopic about Hannibal, the Carthaginian general who very nearly conquered Rome… with Denzel Washington in the title role. And the Tunisians are good and cheesed off over it (https://www.foxnews.com/media/casting-denzel-washington-hannibal-sparks-racial-controversy-historical-error).

Depicting Hannibal as “a black African,” Tunisian media types say, is “historically inaccurate.” Oh, horrors–quick, I need a seat! Who would have ever imagined movies could be historically inaccurate? I feel faint…

[Hours later] Tunis, it’s Denzel Washington–he’s a star. He earned it. You should be calling for three cheers. The world’s kind of short on Carthaginian actors, anyway. I’d be honored if Denzel wanted to play me! (Anytime you want, man!)

I remember way back when James Earl Jones played King Lear on Broadway. That he was black did not matter. No one cared! It was James Earl Jones and he was great. But today headline writers call it “race-swapping” and it makes some people mad.

Grow up!

Humor Is Serious Business

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No matter how dangerous the situation that confronted his army, Hannibal wanted the troops to see their commanders in good spirits; so when he conferred with his officers, he made a point of treating them to witticisms that got them laughing–and it was very good for everyone’s morale. Like, “How bad can it be, when General Cummerbund is yucking it up like that?”

Thousands of non-existent readers have been asking me, “Why don’t you do nooze on Sunday? Why all the silly stuff?” (What? Oy, Rodney is silly?)

Well, look: there are people out there–those swabs in Davos, the vultures on Capitol Hill, the hyenas in the media–who’d like nothing better than to see us hiding under our bedsheets and trembling for dread of them. As if we had no God!

I am sure the very last thing they want to see and hear from us is laughter. It means we’re either laughing at them–which of course we are, sometimes–or just plain ignoring them as we laugh at something else. Either way it winds up looking like they haven’t scared us.

It’s wise advice for Christians to sing louder. It’s also wise, I think, for us to laugh from time to time.

At the very least, blow the Left a big wet raspberry.

Guest Post: King David’s Military Genius

For those of you who missed it when it was posted here, our friend SlimJim has put it up as a guest post. Thanks, Jim, for giving me the opportunity to have a guest post on your blog.  —LD

‘King David’s Military Genius’

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Some of you might enjoy this article I wrote for the Chalcedon magazine in 2005, on King David’s generalship. He really was quite good at it.

https://chalcedon.edu/magazine/king-davids-military-genius

It’s a little long, but so what? It’s Bible history.