Comedy Break: “Fanfare for the First Lady”

[Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip.]

“Is this a joke, sir?”

“Not yet–but it will be.” (Tiberius to Caligula, in I, Claudius)

As if our politics weren’t already crazy enough, now we’ve got this: back in 2022, the Biden Tribe demanded that the U.S. Marine Corps Band compose–and play–a “Fanfare for the First Lady” (https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1810651051856437732.html). Sort of a “Hail to the Chief,” only she’s not the chief. At least not officially.

Some say the little ditty sounds a lot like the F Troop theme–remember that? A screwball TV comedy, 1965-67. I must say I thought so, too.

The Marine Band did as it was ordered by someone in the White House, and voila–special music to introduce the First Lady. Which has got to be the greatest gig in the world, all the percs and no responsibility. Anyway, there was a kerfuffle over it, the White House denied it… and “The band quietly shelved the song following the publication of this article” (see above).

In case you were wondering, there is no First Lady mentioned in the Constitution… so why is there a First Lady fanfare? Remember Hillary Clinton–the “co-president” whom no one voted for? And Michelle Obama must be royally steamed over this. She never got a fanfare, did she?

Anyway, the denials are in and the song, presuming it did exist at all, is quietly gathering dust somewhere. Maybe they can bring it back for a bat food commercial.

This Is a Biden ‘Easter’?

Only One Empty Tomb

Is this what Mrs. Biden is rejecting?

For going on 2,000 years, Easter is the day that commemorates the Resurrection of Our Lord Jesus Christ, the means by which God gives us salvation.

But the Biden White House doesn’t think so.

Worst Lady Jill Biden is sponsoring an Easter egg decoration contest for the children of National Guard members–a contest which explicitly bans “religious symbols” and “overtly religious themes” (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/01/religious-themes-banned-jill-bidens-white-house-easter/). The decoration (and we quote!) “must be consistent with the image and values (???) of Sponsor.”

When is Easter not Easter? When the Biden mob gets their hands on it.

So what have we got? Some secular pagan “Easter” from which its very meaning has been banned! I double-dog dare them to try this with a Muslim holy day.

This crew needs to be chased out of the White House by an electoral landslide. Not just a win; that’s not good enough. What’s needed is a wholesale rejection of the Bidens and their so-called “values.”

Whatever it is they’re planning for us, it’s not America.

They Won’t Let the, um, President… Read?

President Joe Biden helps first lady Jill Biden read Brown Bear Brown Bear during the White House Easter Egg Roll at the White House, Monday, April 18, 2022, in Washington. (AP Photo/Andrew Harnik)

This page was okay. It has a picture.

Well, they brought back the traditional White House Easter Egg Hunt yesterday; and then SloJo tried to read a children’s book to the kiddies. But–!

“They’re not going to let me read at all,” said the man who was elected by I don’t know whom (https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/04/18/joe-biden-theyre-not-going-to-let-me-read-a-childrens-book/).

The tome in question was a children’s book called “Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See?” After a few minutes of being balked at this, the, er, president tried to get up to leave. But First Lady Jill grabbed his arm and pulled him back down. “Just stay,” she said. Did she think she was talking to a dog?

And what did he mean by “They’re not going to let me”? Who’s “they”? Who gets to tell the president of the United States that he can’t read a book?

This guy’s more than a few candles short of a birthday cake. Sometimes I get accused (gently, mind you) of making up these stories that I report to you. I understand–they do seem way too ridiculous to be real. I mean, this is The Leader Of The Free World. Anyway, yeah–it’s real.

God help us.

Hail Who?

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Jill Biden, wife of the candidate who got 81 million phantoms and leprechauns to vote for him, made a wee slip of the tongue a few days ago, introducing Kamala Harris, the vice-centaur, as President of the United States (https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/4042653/posts). She “just said that to make you laugh,” she hastily explained.

Yeah, well, we’ve got that beat! Elves, munchkins, brownies, and will-o’-the-wisps, another 81 million strong, have thrown their support to…

Humphrey the Turnip! If I may indulge in a crepuscularity, they have thrown the throne to him.

“He’s way more qualified than Whatsername!” declared Dr. Frances Gzunt, a carrot. “If Slojo can’t last out his term, who better to take over than Humphrey the Turnip? No political track record whatsoever! Guaranteed corruption-free!”

Humphrey is ready to debate Kamala Harris any time, as long as he doesn’t have to be dug up from where he’s planted.