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The Family Iguana

I had my iguana for 17 years; but this Japanese family had theirs for 23! Theirs even looks like mine, and the video brings me close to tears. (Average lifespan in captivity: ten years)

Iguanas are social animals, and they have to be socialized. Like mine, this iguana was thoroughly integrated into family life and the result was a wonderful pet. My iguana loved to cuddle with people–or dogs or cats, if no people were available. Would you believe it? He died in 1978, and I miss him still.

As you can see, these are really big lizards. But they start out little, and that’s when you should start teaching them how to be good. Believe me, they learn.

The only thing they can’t do as pets, assuming you raised them right, is… be furry!

WordPress Problems Solved (Mostly)

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Yesterday afternoon I finally made contact with one of WordPress’s “Happiness Engineers”–that means “tech support,” but sounds nicer–and, after a long struggle, got my old Stats page back. It’s still missing one feature I’ve always rather enjoyed, but maybe we can fix that after Christmas.

I salute the WordPress staff, because I know working with me can’t be easy. I don’t understand computers and I don’t speak the language, so it’s hard for me to explain what the problem is. Then again, if I could explain it all that clearly, I could probably solve it myself. Anyhow, this guy named Cesar patiently hung in there until my site was back the way I wanted it. Very well done, sir!

Look, I’m like my old iguana, okay? He had a perch when he was about seven inches long and weighed two or three ounces. He still had that perch when he was over three feet long and weighed ten pounds or so, and he couldn’t use it anymore without falling off. So I took it out of his cage and replaced it with a nice big new one suitable to his size.

And what did he do? He sat on the floor and sulked! Refused even to look at the new perch! Finally I had to re-install the old one; and he immediately climbed up, parked himself on the new perch, and lovingly draped his tail over the old.

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P.S.–That stuff about the $300 “WordPress Business,” I am told by my webmaster, need not concern me: it was supposed to be taken care of automatically at her end, and will be.

So now, as Mel Allen used to say, back to baseball!

Big Lizard Makes Nice Pet (Sometimes)

The iguana in this video reminds me of my own iguana who was my pet for 17 years. I always fed him by hand. He had a passion for red foods, like strawberries, watermelon, or tomatoes, and if one was painted in color on the dish he was using, he would try to eat it.

Iguanas are social animals, and if you get one that’s too young to have formed any bad habits, and constantly handle it and interact with it, that iguana will grow up into a nice pet like the one pictured here. Mine was as gentle as a lamb, and almost as large. A baby could have safely played with him.

Warning: Do not treat a full-grown iguana with disrespect. A friend of mine had a very big iguana whom he had not properly socialized: this critter could be mean. And sneaky, too. One day my friend picked him up and stuck his tongue out at him.


Sorry, but I got quite a laugh out of that.

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