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We Has Got ‘To’ Be Payed Foar Socile Jutstus!!!

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Thoaze cheepskaytes, do thay “thinck” “this” “is” Eezy???

I cant Beleave thay arrint “doing this” heer At our Collidge!!

Some hi skool sumb-ware thay “are” Paying stodints lots “Of” dollers to be Socile Jutstus Wirers!!! Howcum thay get payed And “we doughn”t??? So we holded a meting Of The Stodint Soviet to dee-mannd munny too!!!!!!! We are Ten (ten) tymes Smarter “than” we wher in hi skool so we shood “get” Payed ten (Then) tymes as mutch!!!!!!!!

Whe Are sayving “the” cuntry and Not geting “Payde” foar It???? Thay doughnt eevin rite Scrippts foar us to tel us waht To Say!! Like weer Supozed to thinck It awl up On Our Oawn!!! Haow is “this” fare??

Pro-test it is harrd whork!!!!!!!!! Haow are we supozed “to” get Hoap ‘N’ Chainge?? Is “this” thare idear Of gravvitass??? thay shood Pay us! foar Being “in” Collidge in “the” frist plaice!!!!! I meen,, we Are doing Fuddnermentil Trans Foarmasion heer!!! Amairicka yiu O us a dett “of” Grattatoode!!!!!

Neckst tyme we Pro-test,, thay beter Pay Us oar thares Goingto Be Trubble!!!!

We Whil Pro-T’e’st EnnyThing!!!

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I seen it “in the” nooze, a guy wawks Into “a” bahr to by a Drink and thay woodnt Surve himb becose he “was” Ownly 17 ((oar was it 13? i get themb 2 micksed up!). This heer is Is Age-Ism!! Discrimbinacion! Racism!!! Butt he knowed waht To Do aboat It!!!

He whent Out “and” highered a hole buntch “Of” Pro-Testers to mess up that bahr!!!!

Well, I got “to” Thinckin, lyke, we has tuns of Pro-Testers rite heer at Collidge,; wye doughnt we Get highered And payed foar doing Pro-Tests??? Heck, I awlyaws kneed munny, we awl Do!! and we awl has Lots “of” Expeariints pro-testing awl soarts Of stuph!!! Wye knot Putt “a” ad in the paper so peeple Wil higher Us to doo thare Pro-tests Foar themb???? I meen, lyke, Thatz waht “a” collidge Eddicasion’s foar, issnt It??

Pro-Testing foar munny it wood nott “be a” Jobb, we doughnt do Jobbs! No! It is Socile Jutstus!!!!!!!!!! It doughnt awlyaws has To Be aboat Save The Plannit!! And this whay we “Can” stay In Pracktiss foar “The” reely impotant Pro-tests!!!!!

And we awl kneed “Moar Munny” to by Pot!!!!

 

Have Hooey, Will Travel

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Just when it seemed there was finally a job for recent college graduates… a job that even millenials could do…

It turns out to be a hoax.

“Demand Protest” raised some hackles this month by running ads offering to pay idiots $2,500 to be anti-Trump protesters. A lot of people who checked out the “Demand Protest” website were appalled. Here it is, for now: https://www.demandprotest.com/

They claim to be activating “millenials across the globe with seeded audiences… convincing scenes… When you need the appearance of outrage, we are able to deliver it…”

And April Fool on you. In January.

I admit it had me going. What was unbelievable about it? We’ve already seen Democrat operatives hiring goons to disrupt Trump rallies. We’ve already seen stacked opinion polls, and plenty of them. The profound mendacity of our public discourse is an established fact. We’re almost proud of it.

But it was a hoax. Snopes.com says so. Tucker Carlson says so. Reading the thing again, after I’d calmed down, says so. All that was missing was a centaur.

Way to go, whoever you are. You got me.