Can the Senate Resurrect ‘Batgirl’?

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[Editor’s Note: I could find no more pictures of Elizabeth Warren done up as Pocahontas, although those pix were at one time quite easy to come by. Now, it’s like they never existed. So here are some nice sea monsters instead.

Of course, if one could answer the question above, it would lead immediately to the next question: Why bother?

Last year Warner Bros. put the kibosh on a $70 to $100 million movie project, Batgirl, scuttling it before it could be released (See “Another $70 Million Down the Drain,” leeduigon.com, Aug. 3, 2022). This was a movie described by its maker’s own publicity department as “unspeakable.” I have to admit I’d be very curious to see a movie that the people who made it describe as unspeakable.

But now, in 2023, Pocahontas Warren and three other Democrat Senators demand to know why Batgirl was canceled (https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/4146421/posts)… in case the decision to abort this movie was just a tax dodge. Like, we were all cheated out of this cinematic masterpiece just so Warner Bros. could save some money on taxes after they already blew $70 million on Batgirl.

Pokey, why do you care? It’s not like we’re ever short of comic book movies. Would this be the first time anybody made a business decision because it’d mean paying less tax?

I am not able to substantiate a report that Sen. Warren and her colleagues are crafting a bill that would require a movie studio or a publisher to complete announced projects no matter how unspeakable they were turning out to be. “Once you commit to making a sequel to Gigli, you’ve got to go all the way with it no matter what it costs!” Warren has reportedly said.

What’re they gonna do if Warner Bros. has already destroyed all prints of Batgirl?

“We know this would have been Donald Trump’s doing!” Warren said. “And this time we’ll throw his a** in jail!”

 

Warren: ‘If I Had a P****, I’d Be President’

For “hammer,” read “p****.”

Who let the nuts out?

Elizabeth Warren, who parleyed a fraudulent claim of Native American ancestry into a lucrative academic career, a seat in the U.S. Senate, face time galore, and even a run for president–well, let’s let her say it in her own words.

“Everyone [Everyone?] comes up to me and says, ‘I’d vote for you if you had a penis'” (https://freebeacon.com/democrats/elizabeth-warren-penis-scandal/). She has been so quoted in a forthcoming book.

Yup. Those Democrat voters refuse to vote for her because she hasn’t got a penis. Damn! She coulda gone all the way to the top… as a fake Indian.

How rife is mental illness in our ruling elites? You can’t even call this “lying,” because a liar generally has some expectation of being believed. What do you want to bet that not one person, not a single one, has ever said that to Elizabeth Warren?

Dems are scrambling around, looking for a 2024 replacement for SloJo (and Kamala won’t do, she’s brainless), trying to find a candidate who’s got 52 cards in xer deck, even if they’re all jokers.

Will this be Pocahontas Warren’s moment? Heck, one of those nuts out there is bound to land on the ballot.