Warren: ‘If I Had a P****, I’d Be President’

For “hammer,” read “p****.”

Who let the nuts out?

Elizabeth Warren, who parleyed a fraudulent claim of Native American ancestry into a lucrative academic career, a seat in the U.S. Senate, face time galore, and even a run for president–well, let’s let her say it in her own words.

“Everyone [Everyone?] comes up to me and says, ‘I’d vote for you if you had a penis'” (https://freebeacon.com/democrats/elizabeth-warren-penis-scandal/). She has been so quoted in a forthcoming book.

Yup. Those Democrat voters refuse to vote for her because she hasn’t got a penis. Damn! She coulda gone all the way to the top… as a fake Indian.

How rife is mental illness in our ruling elites? You can’t even call this “lying,” because a liar generally has some expectation of being believed. What do you want to bet that not one person, not a single one, has ever said that to Elizabeth Warren?

Dems are scrambling around, looking for a 2024 replacement for SloJo (and Kamala won’t do, she’s brainless), trying to find a candidate who’s got 52 cards in xer deck, even if they’re all jokers.

Will this be Pocahontas Warren’s moment? Heck, one of those nuts out there is bound to land on the ballot.

 

‘Starbuck’s Does It Again’ (2017)

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The original “Starbuck” with Captain Ahab–100% ineffectual.

I don’t know whether Starbuck’s ever got around to actually hiring those 10,000 Muslim “refugees” to show Donald Trump what for.

Starbuck’s Does It Again

No–rather, I’ve been thinking of the name, “Starbuck’s.”

Everybody likes Starbuck, the first mate on the Pequod in Moby Dick, because he’s humane and sane and understands that Captain Ahab is in the throes of a completely mad obsession and carrying the whole crew along with him–

And does absolutely nothing about it, and winds up perishing with everybody else.

Mr. Starback is the quintessential moderate: knows what he believes, but won’t stand up for it, totally ineffectual, and in the end, gets dragged down with the fanatics.

Makes you think, eh?