Controlling People’s Lives–Wow!

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How would you like to control other people’s lives–say, ten families in your neighborhood? Their smart phones, smart TVs, smart cars, and other devices will report to you everything they say and do; and you, in turn, will report any–let’s say “irregularities”–to the government.

You’ll also be able to send them impersonal messages to remind them to say what they must say and do what they must do, or else.

And let’s say you and those ten families got here… Because COVID. You, and the government, have been given these extraordinary powers because unless people are strictly controlled, the pandemic gonna kill everybody! And let’s say that everybody, because of what they hear every day and night from our Free & Independent Nooze Media Inc., has been scared enough to convince them to give up their freedom. They’ll still be allowed to fornicate, and recreational marijuana will be legalized and made easily accessible–so they’ll be too stoned to turn on you.

Plus, the new Rules will make it really hard for them to get together and the fact that you’ll be able to hear everything they say will keep them in line.

Would you like that?

If you’re a liberal, a leftid, you will absolutely love it.

Socialist Paradise Conquers Virus

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The People’s Democratic Republic of East Shinola has claimed “110% victory” in its war against the Wuhan coronavirus (http://www.totallyfakenooze.com/east-shinola).

President-for-Life Dr. General Venerated Sage Ho Lee Kow said his new policy of “removing” anyone suspected of being infected with the virus “worked like a charm.”

“We don’t need to tell people to stay inside their homes,” he said. “They know their neighbors are just waiting to call us the moment they see anyone step outside. So they just naturally stay indoors!

“Socialist violence is really the gentlest form of behavior modification,” he added. “As of this moment, our glorious country has no whatchamacallit virus. I repeat: none!”

East Shinola law requires that anyone who contradicts the president be “re-educated” at an undisclosed location. Most of them are never seen again.

“We are waiting to buy cell phones from China so we can check on everybody, moment to moment, and know where they are and what they are doing,” the president said. “We have learned that the more control you have over people, the happier they are. Without an all-powerful government, they just get in trouble. Everything we do is for their own good.”