We thank Comrade Xi Jinping for letting us use his favorite funny jokings for our new book, The People’s Collective Most Funny Joking Book. Everybody laughs with great uproar at all his jokings! Here is a sample of perplexing funny riddles!
Q: What did the saddle say to the horse?
A: Nothing! (Ha, ha! Very funny, yes!)
Q: Why wasn’t the cowboy hungry?
A: Because he just ate. (Ho, ho!)
Q: What is the difference between a broken leg and a ham sandwich?
A: Shut up, you racist! (Never fails to get oodles of laughings.)
Q: Why did the lawn ornament Garden Gnome go to the doctor?
A: To get his COVID shot, it is Mandate! (Hee-hee-hee!)
See many more funny jokings in our book, The People’s Collective Most Funny Jokings Book! If you would like to give it to your friends as a most amusing present for a holiday, just send $400.95 (plus $75.49 shipping and handling) to President Comrade Jobydin!
Says the Bloomberg news report, “dissenting lawmakers were not immediately identified.” Well, heck, that’s easy. Just identify the severed heads.
American leftids are always praising Red China and holding it up as a role model. How they would have loved to get rid of term limits when one of their guys was in office! The New York Times’ Tom Friedman, who has not one but two swimming pools on his palatial estate, has invoked China’s example for dealing with Climbit Change–never mind all that messy Constitutional procedure: just do it. And anyone who doesn’t like it–oh, out to the cornfield with ’em!