The Devil and Donald Trump

The Devil and Daniel Webster (1941) - Photos - IMDb

On Thursday we will see the first presidential debate between Donald Trump, former president, and a man named Biden. The debate will be (ahem!) moderated by two notoriously anti-Trump characters from CNN–Jake Tapper, who has survived losing some 50% of his audience, and one Dana Bash.

Why does this wing-ding remind me of The Devil and Daniel Webster, by Stephen Vincent Benet?

In that story, the Devil comes to claim the soul of Jabez Stone; but Stone’s neighbor, Daniel Webster, undertakes to defend him. The Devil agrees to a trial, provided he gets to pick the jury. Webster has to allow it; and the Devil picks a dozen dyed-in-the-wool villains from American history. Today’s readers won’t recognize the names, but they were all still infamous a hundred years ago.

You’d think it’d be a kangaroo court, but Webster is equal to the challenge. He appeals to a common humanity that even these villains recognize; and lo and behold, a “Not Guilty” verdict. Jabez’s soul is saved.

Dare I suggest that even Jabez Stone got a better deal than President Trump is likely to get this week?

There’s something deeply but as yet indefinably fishy about this “debate.” Biden’s cognitive problems are widely recognized. I find it hard to understand why Mr. Trump agreed to participate. He must know he’s walking into a game with a stacked deck–like Alan Ladd in Shane. Only he won’t have Ladd’s screenwriters to help him through it.

And what can we do but pray for him? America needs Donald Trump back in the White House. This is Hercules flushing out the Augean stables: supposedly an impossible task, but he accomplished it regardless.

May the Lord our God defend us.

 

I am Confused (About This Election)

I suppose in the end it will be obvious: vote for whoever the Republicans nominate, or else get Hillary and kiss America goodbye. Unless she gets indicted first.

I think we have been here before.

First I was for Cruz, then for Trump, and now it’s I dunno. There’s something about the Cruz campaign that makes me uneasy. As for Trump, how is that anything but a crap shoot?

I was for Cruz because I thought he was a real conservative, if there is such a thing anywhere in our political class. I was for Trump because I passionately detest the Republican Party leadership and want to see it kicked down the stairs. But in the meantime, the partisans of both Cruz and Trump are tearing down each other’s candidate so badly that it may not be possible to repair the damage in time to keep Mrs. Bloody Awful out of the White House.

I have a soft spot for Ben Carson, but, gee–now he wants to do away with the Electoral College, the only thing that keeps the country from being ruled forever by a couple of Democrat machines in large, incredibly corrupt cities in a handful of states. Anyhow, he’s not running anymore.

O Lord my God, if you’re thinking of intervening in America’s national life just about now, I think it’d be a very good time for you to do so.