A Mergeancy Allert ‘from’ Joe Collidge REPRINT

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Now looke waht yiu nogood dirtty repulbickans gone and Done!! i Has jist fouwned out “that” iff That stinkin “Donold Trumpp” he gets Eleckted Instid “of” Hillary, Barbra Strysand she going to leeave “the” Contry and Not come back no More!!! ( http://www.dailywire.com/news/8740/streisand-ill-leave-country-if-trump-wins-michael-qazvini )

Waht kinder contry “wil” itt bee With Out her?! it Is reely Too horryble evin To “think” abuot! And aslo A lot “of” otther Super Smart and boutifull Cellerbites thay wil “aslo” Leeve! Like Woppy Gold Berg and Revrind Al Sharptin and “evin” Brenda Bungsniffer and Chriss Fungus and a hole “bunch” of othhers whoos Names “I” cant spel. Its jist awffle! And my Prefesser “he” sayes The contry It Wil Cap Size it “wil” Flipp rihght Over then We al goin To Die!!!!

So Congrous thay shuld Quick make “it” aginst the Law Not “to” vote four Hillary and yiu get Shot iff yiu dont,, IT IS “THE” ONELY WAY TO PERTECT FREEEDOM IN THIS CONTRY!!!!

From August 30 2016

Promises, Promises!

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“B.S.” also stands for Barbra Streisand.

Ooh, ooh! Who saw this coming?

Barbra Streisand has promised to leave America and live somewhere else if Donald Trump is elected president next year (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/11/here-we-go-barbra-streisand-vows-leave-u/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=here-we-go-barbra-streisand-vows-leave-u). “Me, too!” chips in Cher.

Promises, promises! These boring celebrities always promise to quit the country if anyone other that a Far Left doozy is elected president. And then what? Betcha can’t name one single liberal who ever kept that promise. They’re all still here, cluttering up the country.

Oh, if only! If only they would ALL do what they keep saying they will do–my gosh, you’d never dream there were that many Trump votes. “Vote for me and Barbra Streisand will leave!” I think that’s a great campaign slogan. Imagine getting rid of all these bellyaching leftid nothings!

But we know it’s fantasy. They never go live somewhere else. If there were a national fund to pay their fare, they still wouldn’t go. One can but sigh… and try our level best to put Trump back in office.

Today’s Celebrity Moral Imbecile: Streisand

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Never met a sexual predator she didn’t like

We’re gonna need another hymn to wash away the foulness of this news story, so everybody feel free to make suggestions.

Loopy liberal Barbra Streisand, last seen defending Bill Clinton’s sexual escapades, has just dissed two men who have accused the late Michael Jackson of sexually molesting them when they were little boys.

Streisand said the boys were “thrilled to be there” at Jackson’s “Neverland” ranch and that their experiences as a grown man’s sexual playthings “didn’t kill them” (https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/ny-barbra-streisand-michael-jackson-accusers-thrilled-sexual-needs-20190323-7z3b2dqgbzh7jfs4yyhqhdfjyi-story.html). She also dropped a hint about Jackson’s sexual needs being on a par with “You can’t fight city hall.”

So, let’s see… If a grown woman gets asked for a date at work, that’s sexual harassment. If a clergyman sexually abuses a child, it’s monstrous…. But if a pop star does it, hey, that’s just the way it is, no harm really done.

Sort of like wrestling. Bad-guy wrestler hits opponent with a chair, boo-hiss. Good-guy wrestler hits opponent with a chair, hooray.

I wonder if other civilizations regularly produced oozing slimeballs to be their celebrities. Or is it just ours?

America Needs No-Show Judges

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Here’s something the next Democrat president will have to deal with.

How do you get absolutely the best and wisest people to serve as judges, if they’re always busy doing something else? Why is there no one available but lawyers and such?

Imagine Michael Moore on the Supreme Court, with the federal courts presided over by the likes of Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Lawrence, Barbra Streisand, and a whole passel of gay and transgender activists, Climate Justice activists, Gender Studies professors who also belong to Antifa, and currently incarcerated felons. Imagine a court system truly reflective of the Democrat voting base.

Well, the reason we don’t have these all-stars from the real world serving as judges in our courts is because they just don’t have the time. You can’t be sitting there in a courtroom day after day when you should be out there making movies, or rioting.

So who says the judge actually has to be there? Give him or her a cell phone, and the decision can be rendered in between takes of a movie. Anyway, these people are so bright, they don’t even have to hear the evidence. Their instantaneous grasp of what ought to be done in any given case will make those court calendar pages fly!

Democrat solutions to America’s problems–they really work.