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Busted! For Cultural Appropriation

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Some 150 people in Medicine Hat, Alberta–including 22 members of a high school orchestra–were arrested last night on charges of cultural appropriation, under a new “protocol” adopted by the Justin Trudeau regime.

“Beethoven was German,” explained Elliot Mess, captain of the city police Bias Response Team, “and that makes his music German. Those people we arrested, they weren’t Germans. None of them. That makes them guilty of cultural appropriation. The fact that it was only a high school band concert is immaterial.”

“I didn’t know it was against the new law for us to play Beethoven’s music!” said 16-year-old violinist Liu Chia-Hui. “I love Beethoven! We all love Beethoven! His music belongs to all the world!”

“Wait’ll he tries to sell that line in sensitivity training,” said Mess. “He’ll wish his father never met his mother.

“Cultural appropriation is a form of hate. If you are not German, listening to German music, or performing it, is an act of anti-German aggression. It’s taking something that does not belong to you. That little smart-aleck Liu should’ve stuck to playing Chinese music–and on Chinese musical instruments only!”

Music teacher and band conductor Deirdre O’Connor, also arrested, “is in for a really hard time,” Mess said. “We’re not going to go easy on the ringleader!”

“We won’t stop,” he added, “until all of Canada is 100 percent hate-free! And there’ll be no more cultural appropriation.”

‘Joyful, Joyful We Adore Thee’

Hey! Easter’s almost here!

Okay, we’ve got a couple thousand people in the Royal Albert Hall to sing this for you–Joyful, Joyful We Adore Thee, music by Beethoven, a project of the Holy Spirit. Turn it up, turn it way up!

‘Joyful, Joyful We Adore Thee’

Turn up the volume on this one! Joyful, Joyful We Adore Thee–music by Beethoven; sung by Libera.

If this hymn doesn’t reach you, I don’t know what will.

‘Joyful, Joyful We Adore Thee’

Before plunging into today’s dreary news in a fallen world, let’s turn up the volume, way up, and boldly–defiantly, one might even say–proclaim the sovereign lordship of Almighty God.

From the Royal Albert Hall, music composed by Beethoven, sung by hundreds all at once, with a full orchestra–Joyful, Joyful We Adore Thee.

Crank it way up.

Again, ‘Joyful, Joyful We Adore Thee’

You may want to turn up the volume for this one. I almost never say that, but for this hymn I have to make an exception. For this hymn I’d like to pack 75,000 people into Yankee Stadium and have them sing their brains out.

Melody by Ludwig von Beethoven. Message and substance by the Holy Spirit.

Remember, everybody out there–anyone can request a hymn and I will post it here so all readers can enjoy it. So if you haven’t done it yet, give it a whirl.

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