Get too deep into these, and no one’ll be able to pull you out.
Just in time for Columbus Day! You just can’t go wrong by not giving any of these books as gifts.
Honest, you can learn a lot by not reading any of these! Imagine the pleasure of being able to look back over the years and say, “Y’know, I never did read Heaven Is All About Y-O-U…“
We has just hadded a Reely Impotant meting of The stodent soviet “tooday” and we jist “voated” to Abbolitsh Columbo Day!!!
How discussting! to has a socaled Holladay for some “guy” come over in “a” Shipp and abstruck al “the” Indingentous Peple in Amarica and that racist Columbo watt kined “of” Heero whas he??? Jist loook “at” himb,, he “was” Seesick the hole tyme “he” was On the Bote!!!!! and al this racist biggit stuph abuot he discupboard America watt a joak!!! becose evry Boddy “thay” knows it was Wimmin of Choler thay discupboard Ameriica!!! and thay done “it” a hunerd 1,00 yeeres befour stopid old Columbo!!
We lernt at our Meting that Columbo come to Amerrica it “was the” Gratist Kallamatty evver and i sayed at the meting itt “was” Donold Trumpt’s fawlt watt hapened and the hole Stodent Soviet thay “jumpeded” up and Cheered,, and like that it nevver hapened To “me” befour and it maid “me” fiel jist lyke Pressadint Obammba!!!! In facked it maid me “think” mayby i auhght to go Into Pollaticks i bett i cood get Elecktid to Congrist jist like Alexandra Ocasional Corset!!!!!
Any whay thare isnt gointo Be no stinkin Columbo day hear at our Collidge “or” no Othher kined of racist biggit Day neether!!!!!!
i bett I cood get “a” Lot of peple to Voat for me!!
I haven’t seen any mention that today is Columbus Day. I guess that’s because we’re all supposed to be ashamed of it now.
A nation that detests its own history is in serious trouble.
Well, okay, we could’ve all stayed in Europe and enjoyed the religious wars, the pogroms, etc.
But by God’s sovereign providence, Columbus with three ships crossed the Atlantic Ocean and changed the world. Without that, there would be no United States of America. And if that’s something that you view as a calamity… well, no one is keeping you here against your will.
I thank God for the discovery of America and the founding of my country.
So there.