Hillary: Is She or Isn’t She?

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“My turn! My turn! And I’ll fix you all–!”

As the Democrats proceed with their groundless and inane “impeachment” of President Donald Trump, the most corrupt woman in the northern hemisphere chimed in with a tweet: “In the United States of America, no one is above the law” (http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3798838/posts).

“Except for me!” she might with much justice have added. “Man, they ain’t invented a law that I won’t break. And I always get away with it–always!”

As secretary of state, in exchange for enormous “donations” to her Clinton Foundation, Hillary let Russia buy 20% of America’s uranium–you know, that stuff they use in nuclear weapons. And when it comes to criminal mishandling of official secret documents, she’s the all-time record-setter.

But the big question is this: Is she or isn’t she running for president again? She says she’s under terrific pressure to announce her candidacy for 2020.

I say, Go for it, gal! As many times as it takes to drive the Democrat Party into permanent extinction, that’s how many times you need to run. C’mon! Look at this pack of bozos that they’ve got for candidates–you mean to say you can’t beat them? And surely (!) you haven’t forgotten that it’s your turn to be president!

My guess is, she’s running.

Hillary Mocks America

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The moment any Democrat sets foot on foreign soil, he or she disses America. It’s in their DNA; they can’t control it. I don’t mind that they travel a lot. I just mind that they come back.

The latest is Hillary Clinton, who’s been mocking America from the safety of Venice, Italy (https://tammybruce.com/2019/09/sad-story-hillary-sits-at-mock-resolute-desk-reading-her-emails-at-venice-art-exhibit.html). As part of some kind of art exhibit, she sits at a fake Resolute Desk in a fake Oval Office, reading her leaked e-mails–60,000 pages worth.

This supposedly demonstrates that there was nothing in any of her Secretary of State e-mails that was at all sensitive, secret, dangerous, or simply not to be revealed. Smirking, the most corrupt woman in the northern hemisphere riffles the stack of papers and says, “They’re just so boring!”

Oh–are they? If they are, then why did you go to such extraordinary lengths to delete them or destroy them? You even had some of your goons smashing hard drives with hammers. Plus it’s a felony, for which others have had to go to prison, to handle classified material negligently–to say nothing of with a total disregard for anything even suggestive of security.

Anyway, there she is in a foreign country, laughing at America and yukking it up over the way she’s gotten away with one crime after another. Haw, haw.

Can’t we find some lawful way to banish her?

‘The Ballad of Hillary Clinton’

To be sung to the tune of Lilliburlero (above)

The Ballad of Hillary Clinton

There once was a woman of evil intent, Hillary-pillory-billyboy-oh!

She wanted to run things and be president, Hillary-pillory-billyboy-oh!

Hillary-pillory Hillary Clinton, hillary-pillory-billyboy-oh!

She wanted to run things and be president, Hillary-pillory-billy-boy-oh!

She studied Alinsky’s radical rules, Hillary-pillory etc

Played us all as a nation of fools, Hillary etc. [Refrain]

“My husband was chief, so I should be, too,” Hillary etc.

“I’m as crooked as he was, and smarter than you,” [Refrain]

“My Clinton Foundation’s as rich as can be,” etc.

“I’ll do you a favor if you pay my fee,” [Refrain]

When they left the White House, she wore a fake frown, etc.

They stole everything that wasn’t nailed down [Refrain]

Well, that’s it. Lillibulero is a folk tune from Ireland, adopted by the British Army in the 18th century, and whistled by Uncle Toby Shandy whenever he had to let off steam. So feel free to add or amend verses as needed.