We Luve Femmanist Miusik!!!!!

Lasst nihght At collidge we hadded “a” Consort to raze Bale munny fore Mosely Pieceful Potessters who “got” a restid by no-good Racist Copps!!!! And i was so exited “becose” I hered John Lenin he “was” goingto Be “thare”!!! JOHN LENIN,, man!!! Whow!! Butt at “The” lasst Minnit he coodnt maik It so we hadded to has Femmanist Miusik insted like in The Viddio!!!! Jist ignoar that Racist Biggit who keeps tawking!! He is ownly Trying “to” maik Fun “of” the gratest miusik evver!!!!!!!!

At frist thay woodnt Let “me” “in” becose i didnt has no Munny and that maid me Cry so thenn thay let me in foar Freee!!!!

Waht beuttafull miusik it whas!!!! And they done it agan and agan “fore” threee hole Ours until sumb Hater comed in whith “A” Preest to do a Exersissum and we “got” Scaired and runned aweigh wee coodnt help “it”!?!

I thinck Evry Boddy it shood “be” Cumpolsarrie to lissen “to” Femmanist Miusik Evry “day”!!!! I amb goingto Popoze “it” to The Stoodint Soviet neckst tymb we Meat!!!!!! it is watt John Lenin hisself he wood’of whanted!!!

And thenn we All “got in” Trubble foar Not Waring spacial Faice Maksks untill “the” Deen she sayed Nevvir Mined,,, the Vyris it wood nevvir Infest peeple whoo was lissening “To” Femmanist Miusik!!!!

‘The Sound of Hell: Feminist Music’ (2015)

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Some of you missed this, the first time around. Well, we wouldn’t want anyone to feel deprived, so…

https://leeduigon.com/2015/02/04/the-sound-of-hell-feminist-music/

Does this or does this not sound like the Gate of Hell being opened and lots of really nasty things coming out?

But it’s hard to believe modern feminism doesn’t come from Hell.

The Next Democrat Presidential Candidate

There’s a bit of a problem in the Democrat Party, looming up for 2020. When it comes to picking a candidate to run for president, most of the Democrat leadership is already so old, they’re picking fossils out of their navels.

But according to a highly unreliable but truly with-it source, the next Democrat presidential candidate will be Melissa Abscissa, an openly lesbian pardoned drug dealer who is now a professor of Feminist Music at Stunata University. The attached video shows a sample of her work. See how long you can listen to it!

“We are already working on a campaign slogan for her,” said a DNC spokescreature. “How does ‘Vote for Mel or Else Get Beaten Up by Organized Labor Personnel’ grab you?”

Funds for the campaign are being raised by staging concerts entirely devoted to Feminist Music.

 

Feminist Rap… It Sure Is (Well, You Know)

In case you don’t have time to read the article, here’s modern feminism summed up in just a few seconds.

Let’s start our day with some feminist rap music, shall we? ( http://www.infowars.com/this-feminist-rap-will-make-your-ears-bleed/ )

Here we have a bunch of girls–I’d say they look to be about 11 years old–performing rap “music” with feminist lyrics. Why anyone would want an 11-year-old carping aloud about “rape culture” while imitating a so-called art form notorious for lyrics like, “I gonna kill you, ho!”, is more than I can explain.

Once upon a time, women’s rights pioneers had a cause that was reasonable and just.

Today’s feminists are only annoying and ridiculous.

Feminists Fricassee Cinderella

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I missed this when it was fresh news last year, but it seems a new Cinderella movie rubbed feminists the wrong way ( https://www.yahoo.com/parenting/cinderella-sparks-backlash-after-returning-to-113883671942.html?soc_src=mail&soc_trk=ma ).

“Cinderella” is a fairy tale from hundreds of years ago. Today it has the potential to wreak psychic havoc on the minds of little girls, according to a “feminist psychotherapist.” Hey, after you’ve listened to some feminist music for a while, you may want to get into a bit of psychotherapy: but by all means, only feminist psychotherapy. Whatever that is. Just make sure you hop aboard before it turns back into a pumpkin.

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=feminist+music%2c+the+funniest+thing+ever&FORM=VIRE1#view=detail&mid=15B72113A4CBDC555A9015B72113A4CBDC555A90

Because nobody was right about anything until around 1990, it’s necessary to cut off the human race from its history. Only let people see and read the things feminists, “gay” activists, gender coaches, and academics think they should be able to see and read.

As we learn from modern fairy tales, such as Scholastic Books’ Spirit Animals series, the right way to present life to little girls is to show an 11-year-old super-girl beating the daylights out of grown men, or even killing them. This is much more healthy, psychologically. It will do much to prepare girls for real life.

And after a few feminist fairy tales, a few hours of feminist music, and maybe a session or two of feminist psychotherapy, the victim goes out to the movies to see 50 Shades of Grey.

There’s a lesson in that somewhere. I’m sure there is.