Dept. of Meaningful Coincidences: In trying to paste this link, the lead paragraph came up three times. Three! That can only mean it’s super-important. Heaven knows what would’ve happened if I’d just given up on the whole thing and gone back to bed.
Not content with making students ill-informed and stupid, America’s colleges and looniversities want to go on to make them crazy, too.
At St. Mary’s University, in Maryland, the hot feminist trend is “ecosexual,” defined as “one who takes the earth as their [sic] lover” (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=11271). We shall not address the bad grammar.
“If more people viewed trees as romantic partners…” This stuff first appeared in a publication called “Feminist Theory.” That’s probably all you need to know about it.
To get “educated” (lol) into feminist theory at St. Mary’s costs you about $28,000 a year if you’re a Maryland resident, and over $43.000 if you’re from out of state. If you manage to whip through to your degree in a mere four years, that’s $113,000 and change for Marylanders, and $175,000 for out-of-staters. Keep them checks comin’, Ma!
No cost at all, though, if you have the good sense to stay away.
Let’s see… which disgusting news story should I cover this morning? Little fake willies for “trans kids”? Nah. That’s too disgusting. The latest “proof” of Climbit Change, and hand over all yo’ money and sign over all yo’ freedom or else you’re all gonna die? Nah.
So the big movie this summer, so far, is Dunkirk–the story of how almost 400,000 defeated Allied soldiers were evacuated from beaches on the English Channel, by small boats, yachts, fishing boats, and every other kind of vessel you can name, rather than let them be killed or captured by the Germans.
To put it bluntly: If those men are left on the beach, the Nazis win World War II.
And if they had been lost there, a feminist jidrool would not be writing reviews complaining about what a bad movie Dunkirk is because there are too many men acting like men in it.
Maybe if they had filled the boats with wise Latinas and trans wimmin waving “Hillary for President” banners, Ms. Bonner would have liked the movie better. That damned history! Telling us that those were all men at Dunkirk, almost all of them white… It shouldn’t be telling us things like that! That story should have been retold, this time to conform with contemporary leftid ideology! With Donald Trump as Hitler, and Rosie O’Donnell instead of Churchill, and Bruce “Call me Caitlyn” Jenner in the White House.
Well, this is what all those men fought and died to protect. Or rather, it’s what they wound up protecting, through no fault of their own.
And Australia is now making its move in the ongoing Ninnie Derby, coming on fast!
See if you can follow this chain of reasoning.
*The BBC publishes a list of its top salaries, and only one person on it is a woman. PM Theresa May is dismayed.
*In Melbourne, Australia, in response to the “gender gap” at the BBC, which is on the opposite side of the world from Melbourne, a “vegan cafe” called Handsome Her will now charge all male patrons–if they have any–an 18% “man tax,” plus they will always seat women first. This, babbles the owner, is a way of “making men stop and question their privilege.” (https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4176712/men-tax-pay-more-melbourne-cafe/)
Gee, it sure looks to me like the ones with the “privilege” are those who get coddled and praised and allowed to piss all over whoever they decide has been “oppressing” them: ordinary white men have the privilege of being blamed for everything, paying for everything, and being hated for everything.
But then what kind of hop-toad is going to go into a vegan cafe in the first place?
Is there a technical term for a man who takes pleasure in getting abused by lesbians? (And don’t say “Yeah–a Democrat!”)
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