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The Libs’ Tower of Babel (2016)

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Back in 2016, Democrats could only leer enviously at all the totalitarium madness going down in Canada. Now they think they’re a giant step closer to doing the same things here. Imagine the delight in any Democrat’s heart when the first defendant goes to prison for using the “wrong” pronoun. There used to be an armed robber in that cell, but him they let out.

The Libs’ Tower of Babel

Who can keep up with the monkeyshines that liberals do with the language? It’s a wonder we can still communicate at all.

Now that they’ve stolen an election, they reckon they can do anything they please.

Whurds thay Are for Biggits!!

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I herd a lexture Last nihght it jist blode my Mind!!!

It was a gest prefesser i cant spel her “naime” but It was somthing like Abbey Babbly she is “a” famis Femmanast she finded a grate Ogrenizaytoin it is “callled” #Radicle Al Incloosave! and she sayed we Cant ware themb Vajiyna Hats no moar “becose” thare is lots of Wimmim thay hasnt got Vajynas thay has peepees insted!!!!! and fromb now On “we” has got to “be” Incloosave of Wimmins whith-out themb thare whatsits!!! Dammit i jist bauhght one too)!

“In facked^” she sayed “evin The Whurd “”Wimmin”” it is Extruding al themb wimmins that hasnt got Yiu Know Waht” and farthermoor “al Whurds thay “are” Bad becose eech Whurd it extrudes evry Thing whitch is Not That Whurd” And “that it is Not Incloosave!”” Like frinstints if yiu says Som thing it “is a” Thum Tack well then It extrudes evry thing “whitch is” not a Thum Tack!!!”” I nevver thinked of that befour!!! Butt of coarse That “is” wye we go to Collidge in the frist plaice,, to Lern New Stufff!!! and that “is” how yiu becomes a Interllectural!!!!! i do not Whant to Affend annyboddy that say thay are a Thum Tack!!!

Then she reely sayed a reely raddicle thing,, “she sayed gess Waht, thare isnt no sutch Thing “as” a Man or a Wimmin themb whurds thay was maid up by The Paytryarchie to keeep Wimmin down and so Fromb Now On the Whurd Wimmin it “has” got to In-cloode Evry-One!!!!!! So i becomed a Wimmin jist by hering that thare lexture!!!

And then she toled us “Men” only thare isnt no sutch thing, “Men” thay can Get Pregganent too jist like Wimmon used to! I wished she wood of toled us How yiu Get Pregganent so i can maik sure “it” dont hapen To Me!!! then i wuld has to get a Bortion and it wuld Be a Hassle!!

Whell i got to taik Som Time offf to rap My Mind aruond “al” this New Stuff I lernted,, it makes My Moth Antenners hurt!

Spare Us the Lib-Speak

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I think the word that’s truly worn out its welcome with me is “inclusion,” and its adjective form, “inclusive.”

Uh, where is it written that everything has to be “inclusive”? Like, unless it includes everybody you can possibly imagine, it’s not allowed to include anybody.

This is poop.

“Inclusive” words would have no meaning. You have to exclude lots and lots of meanings for any particular word to have a meaning. And how could any kind of group or organization exist, if it genuinely practiced “inclusion”? There is no such thing as a category which includes bloody everything. “We’ve got real inclusion on our college Play-Doh team! Everybody in the world is in it!” Which they’d have to be, or it would fall short of total inclusion.

In ancient days, God confounded the language of mankind (ooooh! I haven’t included wimmin!) at the Tower of Babel (Genesis 11).

Nowadays, total confusion is a do-it-yourself project.