‘Hooray, We’re Not Confused Anymore!’

The Pushmi-Pullyu Struggle - Sue Rosen

Dr. Doolittle did it first

I never re-run two posts on the same day, but I feel compelled to make an exception today.

We the People have a mission: to preserve our liberty and our constitutional republic. We know our betters are committed to saddling us with Great Pandemic 2.0, complete with mail-in ballots and all the rest of their tricks to rig the 2024 elections for Democrats. They did it before and got away with it. We must not allow them to do it again.

Hooray, We’re Not Confused Anymore!

Remember! Remember what they did to us.

Here’s a little bit of it, which many of us didn’t notice at the time, or have since forgotten. Because there’s so much to remember.

The Make a Wish Foundation touched off a storm of controversy when the CEO announced they would not be taking the wishes of any terminally ill children who had not been… vaccinated. The ensuing backlash moved him to make another announcement.

Of course, he said, they wouldn’t withhold wishes from any of these children–provided they were “two weeks past completion of either a one-dose or two-dose vaccine.”

All we had to do was march in two contrary directions at once!

We must not let this happen again.

Hooray, We’re Not Confused Anymore!

The Pushmi-Pullyu Struggle - Sue Rosen

Remember Dr. Doolittle, and the Pushmi-Pullyu–that two-headed animal that always tried to go north and south at the same time?

Well, we thought that was impossible, didn’t we? But someone at the Make a Wish Foundation must’ve made a big, tall, wish–because the Pushmi-Pullyu has had a son, and Make a Wish has got him!

The creature’s name is Yadoo-Yadont, named for Make a Wish’s policy of granting and not granting wishes to terminally ill children who have not been vaccinated for COVID 19. You do have to be vaccinated to receive a wish, but also you don’t! You do have a choice, but you don’t! What could be clearer than that?

Now we understand their position perfectly: you do and you don’t. Yadoo-Yadont, the son of Pushmi-Pullyu. Mind you, someone’s gonna get a Nobel Prize for this. I nominate whoever thought of this and didn’t think of it at the same time.

We Wish ‘Make-a-Wish’ Would Clarify Its Position

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First we heard the Make a Wish Foundation wouldn’t grant any wishes to terminally ill children unless the child and his or her whole family had been vaccinated against King COVID. (And we thought Scrooge was flinty-hearted!)

Yesterday they changed their tune: “We respect everyone’s freedom of choice… Make a Wish will not require anyone to get vaccinated to receive a wish,” said the foundation’s CEO on Sunday (https://www.newsweek.com/make-wish-flip-flops-wont-require-terminally-ill-kids-vaccinated-1604561).

But! he also said, “All wish participants, including your wish kid and any siblings, will need to be two weeks past completion of either a one-dose or a two-dose vaccine.”

Does that sound like an order to march in two different directions?

The government can’t force you to take an experimental drug without your informed consent–so they’re relying on the private sector to do it for them. They think you’ll decide it’s a lot easier to let them shoot you up with whatever rather than to embark upon a lawsuit that might take years to decide. And so we wind up with two tiers of citizenship, the vaccinated and the unvaccinated.

And leftids get the kind of America they’ve always dreamed of.

As of now, we can’t tell where Make a Wish stands. Their CEO is definitely speaking with a forked tongue.