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Science to announce discovery of life on Mercury!

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From September 23, 2016

Scientists at the Obama Space Center are set to announce the discovery of life on the planet closest to the Sun.

Their statement was made in response to news reports that NASA was about to announce the discovery of life on Europa, one of Jupiter’s moons ( http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/712852/LIFE-on-Europa-NASA-alien-jupiter ).

“Just because they have a bigger budget, they think they’re the only space agency in town,” said Jango Densely, director of the Obama Space Center. “Then they go and paste up a headline that gets everybody all excited: Is There Life on Europa?  But then you read the damn thing, and what it says is that they’ve noticed ‘activity that may be–may be!–related to the presence of a subsurface ocean on Europa.’ What a load of bull! Why don’t NASA just stick to pushing Climate Change, and leave the real space exploration to us?”

According to unreliable but really kind of cool sources, the Obama Space Center plans to steal NASA’s thunder by announcing their discovery of “tiny little people” on the planet Mercury, “living in tiny little cities with tiny little buildings.”

“This is important because it proves that nothing in the Bible is true,” said a scientist who didn’t want to be named. “Only stuff that Darwin said is true. And now Attorney General Loretta Lunch–er, Lynch–is studying the possibility of investigating and prosecuting anyone who practices Evolution Denial.”

An even more confidential source said, “Don’t listen to any of them. All they found was an old Life Magazine up there.”

‘Science to Announce Discovery of Life on Mercury’ (2016)

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A neighborhood on Mercury

Before there were modern computers, there were slide rules; and the guys with the slide rules put men on the moon and brought them home.

Today is not slide rules that power the space program. It’s headlines.

Science to announce discovery of life on Mercury!

It’s only a satire, of course. Government Science would never make a claim that wasn’t true. That would be lying, and scientists and politicians never lie.

Party’s Over for Global Warming Mob

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Oops! Can’t ‘hide the decline’ anymore!

Just when they thought they had us where they want us–

Just as they were poised to take away our air conditioners, our refrigerators, and our freedom: all to Save The Planet, of course–

Just as they were set to raise our taxes through the roof–

Along comes a bunch of NASA satellite data that suggests that “Global Warming” has been caused not by the common people failing to live like medieval peasants, but by vast natural processes of nature that no government, no matter how powerful, can control: to wit, El Nino. ( http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3974846/Stunning-new-data-indicates-El-Nino-drove-record-highs-global-temperatures-suggesting-rise-not-man-emissions.html )

When El Nino comes, it warms the Pacific Ocean and causes overland temperatures to rise throughout the world. When it goes, the temperatures fall.

You won’t hear about this from any nooze media in America. The British media don’t like the story, but report it anyway: for which we salute them.

The scientist–I hardly know what that word means, anymore–heading NASA’s Climate Research unit doesn’t like the story, either, and is fighting a last-ditch defense of Man-Made Climate Change. It is reliably reported that when Donald Trump takes office, he means to do away with the $1.9 billion fun pak budgeted for that unit. Maybe NASA can get back to exploring outer space, one of these days.

Now, do we know what causes El Nino? Do we know what makes it stop? Nope, not really. The Pacific Ocean is the largest single geographic feature on the earth, and it will take us centuries, if not millenia, to find out all there is to know about it.

But we do know that giving government vast new powers to interfere with our lives, and staggering amounts of our hard-earned money so they can set up new bureaucracies and provide hefty pensions to their henchmen–we do know that no amount of taxation or tyranny can influence El Nino. It comes when it comes and it goes when it goes.

Need we say it one more time? Global Warming, Climate Change, is the biggest hoax, the biggest scam, in all world history, a breathtakingly ambitious p0wer grab by persons who already have more power than is good for us.