‘The 5 Easiest Jobs in the World’ (2015)

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Could an empty bottle possibly do worse?

When *Batteries Not Included established “President of the United States” as an entry-level job, no experience necessary, it really opened the floodgates.

How lucky do you have to be, for one of these dream jobs to be yours?

The 5 Easiest Jobs in the World

P.S.: Add to the list “Supreme Court justice.” Once you’ve learned to duck, you’ve learned everything a justice needs to know.

 

‘The War on Normal People’ (2016)

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They’re after our scalps

*Batteries Not Included was still president when I wrote this, and he and his playmates fully expected Careless Clinton to be elected and spend the next eight years finishing the job they’d started–and finishing off America.

The War on Normal People

But a funny thing happened to Hillary on the way to the White House: thank you, Our Father in heaven. Every day shows us more and more what kind of cannonball we ducked in that election.

Now the Democrats are madder than ever; and if they get back into power, we will feel the full weight of their wrath. They will crush, ravage, and shred America.

Don’t let it happen.

Memory Lane: 500 Days Till Doomsday

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Almost our president…

Remember this? May, 2014–three years ago–the foreign minister of France got together with abortion-happy loon John Kerry and proclaimed the world has only “500 days to avoid climate chaos!” (https://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/patrick-goodenough/french-foreign-minister-we-have-500-days-avoid-climate-chaos)

Have you noticed liberals and other Global Warming pinheads never, ever, have to be right in their predictions?

Thank the Force or whatever, the foreign minister exulted, that America has leadership, in Kerry the dope and President *Batteries Not Included, who are down for the struggle against Man-Made Climbit change! Surely they will harness the power of the government to make it be nice weather all the time!

Anyone out there who still believes these people really ought to be ashamed of himself. Uh, how many posh beachfront homes have the Rising Sea Levels Marching & Chowder Society bought for themselves lately?