Wind-surfing his way into your wallet
While we’re waiting (and waiting and waiting…) to find out how last week’s election turned out, and how much of our country the Democrats stole this time, a former presidential candidate, Odious John Kerry, has been huddling with his globalist pals to find more ways to stick it to normal people.
His idea, which he let slip out the other day, is to “create demand signals in the market where they don’t exist” (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/11/john-kerry-spills-beans-u-n-s-cop27-meeting-want-replace-capitalism-new-economic-system/).
That is to say, manipulate people into thinking they want such goodies as electric cars costing more than your house, fake meat grown in labs, biscuits and cookies made from powdered crickets, etc., etc.
We are governed by people who despise us and hate us, and John Kerry’s one of them.
In an experiment conducted secretly at Camp David this past Saturday, Climate Czar and former Democrat presidential candidate John Kerry successfully inflated a hot air balloon which lifted a 750-pound payload–an upright piano.
The balloon, with the piano attached, floated away until it developed a leak and came down over Virginia’s Dismal Swamp. There is now a piano standing in the heart of Dismal Swamp.
How did Kerry inflate the balloon? “It was incredibly easy!” he exulted. “I just recited my standard Save The Planet From Climate Change speech, the same speech I gave at the World Economic Forum–and up she went! In fact, we were a little scared the balloon might burst before I finished!”
“It’s a breakthrough!” chortled Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY). “In one swell foop we have erased the need for fossil fuels! Who knew? I’ll bet one of my speeches can fertilize a whole field of kudzu!” In fact, there is already a 1,200-acre kudzu field nourished by one of Schumer’s speeches.
According to a reliable source, the government will now use balloons to plant pianos in swamps all around the country. The cost of the project will be covered by “only a very small tax increase,” said the new presidential adviser, the Easter Bunny.
Not only do they enrich themselves at our expense, snatching the food out of our mouths so they can have private jets. They’re also convinced that they’re entitled to it.
“Viva yo!” means “Long live me! I come first! Out of my way!” It is the credo of our ruling class–which includes our celebrities and academics, in case you haven’t noticed. They want the rest of us to stand in awe of them. ‘Cause they’re on TV! And they wouldn’t be on TV unless they were way better than us! You’re not on TV, are you?
God help us.
Can you say “doofus”?
John Kerry, who in 2004 was almost added to our country’s prize-winning collection of dopes who became president, is highly cheesed off about those goldurned Russians invading Ukraine–because a shooting war (dammit!) takes attention away from imaginary Climbit Chainge.
Is our entire ruling class populated by lying idiots? How in the world is our republic supposed to survive this?
Who has the space to list all the blunders made by this alleged administration (Kerry is its “climate czar”)? They can’t even get cargo ships unloaded. And let’s not forget how they created massive inflation by shutting down the Keystone Pipeline–to say nothing of the way they’ve ruptured our southern border.
If we all repented really hard, and in all sincerity, do you think we could get some leaders who aren’t a threat to our existence?
Ah, the World Economic Forum! A time for globalist golems to get together and plot against our freedom.
Davos Wing-ding Under Way
This one, of course, was pre-COVID. They hadn’t yet realized they could actually lock down the whole world’s economy–just as if the whole place were s giant prison!
They want global government so bad, they can taste it. With themselves in charge, of course. Always with themselves at the tippy-top of the pyramid.
Let’s pray that this is the year the whole woke booshwa collides with oblivion.
So much for Climbit Chainge and Global Warming: an early Arctic ocean freeze has trapped 18 ships in ice off the coast of Russia, in five different locations (https://legalinsurrection.com/2021/11/arctic-sea-freezes-early-trapping-18-ships-in-ice-near-russia/).
Solar activity is down, as happens naturally from time to time, leading to cooler temperatures here on earth. This is not something that governments, no matter how much power they grab at our expense, can do anything about. Your SUVs and your use of toilet paper don’t affect what happens on the sun.
King Canute the Great once stood on the beach and commanded the tide not to come in. It didn’t listen. He did this to demonstrate the limitations of his kingly power.
Nowadays John Kerry gives climate-change speeches to expand those limitations; but the tide is still not listening.
Nevertheless, libs and statists worldwide keep trying to enslave us based on their ridiculous promises to protect us from bad weather. They’ve had more success at this when they scare us all with COVID stories. The goal is total domination.
Nature isn’t listening. And why should we?
Five years later, this odious person is still creeping around the halls of government, still trying to arm Iran with nuclear weapons and use Climbit Chainge to force the rest of us back into the 12th century. Obviously there should only be air conditioning for the ruling class!
So You Believe This Guy?
How do we wind up being ruled by shysters like this? Our sins must be heaped up as high as Everest, for us to deserve the government we have. Ask them what they really want, and I wonder–oh, how I wonder!–what you’d get once you cleared out all the poop about “justice” and “equity” and Saving The Planet.
But it may be something no one dares to look upon.
When he’s not running around trying to arm Iran with nuclear weapons, or confiscate people’s air conditioners to stop Climbit Change, former presidential candidate John “Doofus” Kerry is hallucinating about things he thinks are in the Bible.
John Kerry’s Bible Blooper
Why do leftids pretend they read the Bible? It’s obvious they’ve never read it. But in their humanist religion, it’s a sign of great wisdom to babble and prate about things they don’t understand.
God help our country, preyed upon by such as these.
Global government personified!
Back in 2016 globalist schmendricks like John Kerry were already touting a “borderless world.” Which is what Climate Change and King COVID are all about, in case you hadn’t noticed.
Are These People Quite All There?
Please understand this. If you get rid of all the little governments that we know as “countries,” and replace them with one big huge government that will govern the entire world… the results will be horrific. Unimagineably bad.
But then, of course, it’ll be too late to do anything about it.
Anyone who wants to give that kind of power to the likes of John Kerry has got more than a few bats in his belfry.
Ooh-ooh, bugs and leaves together! Chow time!
They’re always trying to get us to eat bugs; now they want us to eat weeds, too. So proclaims the World Economic Forum (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/11/globalist-elites-world-economic-forum-tell-public-start-eating-weeds/).
See, it’s the Great Reset, which our Free & Independent Bull-Schiff Nooze Media pooh-poohs as a conspiracy theory, there’s no such thing–even though the loathsome John Kerry gave a speech about it at the forum.
Anyway, us working-class deplorables ought to be eating insects and weeds “to accommodate for global population growth” (they’re not aborting babies fast enough). It’s part of their mission for “leaders of society–” self-anointed, of course–“to shape global, regional, and industry agendas.”
And who elected them to “shape” anything? Probably some of those 80 zillion Biden voters.
And now they’ve got their buddy in the White House. Ol’ “Always for Sale” Biden. At least they think they do.
May the Lord cut them down in their hubris.