‘So You Believe This Guy?’ (2016)

Five years later, this odious person is still creeping around the halls of government, still trying to arm Iran with nuclear weapons and use Climbit Chainge to force the rest of us back into the 12th century. Obviously there should only be air conditioning for the ruling class!

So You Believe This Guy?

How do we wind up being ruled by shysters like this? Our sins must be heaped up as high as Everest, for us to deserve the government we have. Ask them what they really want, and I wonder–oh, how I wonder!–what you’d get once you cleared out all the poop about “justice” and “equity” and Saving The Planet.

But it may be something no one dares to look upon.

‘John Kerry’s Bible Blooper’ (2015)

When he’s not running around trying to arm Iran with nuclear weapons, or confiscate people’s air conditioners to stop Climbit Change, former presidential candidate John “Doofus” Kerry is hallucinating about things he thinks are in the Bible.

John Kerry’s Bible Blooper

Why do leftids pretend they read the Bible? It’s obvious they’ve never read it. But in their humanist religion, it’s a sign of great wisdom to babble and prate about things they don’t understand.

God help our country, preyed upon by such as these.

‘Are These People Quite All There?’ (2016)

Global government personified!

Back in 2016 globalist schmendricks like John Kerry were already touting a “borderless world.” Which is what Climate Change and King COVID are all about, in case you hadn’t noticed.

Are These People Quite All There?

Please understand this. If you get rid of all the little governments that we know as “countries,” and replace them with one big huge government that will govern the entire world… the results will be horrific. Unimagineably bad.

But then, of course, it’ll be too late to do anything about it.

Anyone who wants to give that kind of power to the likes of John Kerry has got more than a few bats in his belfry.

Globalist Fat Cats Want Us to Eat Weeds

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Ooh-ooh, bugs and leaves together! Chow time!

They’re always trying to get us to eat bugs; now they want us to eat weeds, too. So proclaims the World Economic Forum (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/11/globalist-elites-world-economic-forum-tell-public-start-eating-weeds/).

See, it’s the Great Reset, which our Free & Independent Bull-Schiff Nooze Media pooh-poohs as a conspiracy theory, there’s no such thing–even though the loathsome John Kerry gave a speech about it at the forum.

Anyway, us working-class deplorables ought to be eating insects and weeds “to accommodate for global population growth” (they’re not aborting babies fast enough). It’s part of their mission for “leaders of society–” self-anointed, of course–“to shape global, regional, and industry agendas.”

And who elected them to “shape” anything? Probably some of those 80 zillion Biden voters.

And now they’ve got their buddy in the White House. Ol’ “Always for Sale” Biden. At least they think they do.

May the Lord cut them down in their hubris.

Now the EU Wants You to Eat Bugs

Not just flies, but spiders, too!

They must expect the Chinese Wuhan Communist Death Virus to close up shop pretty soon, ’cause it sounds like they’re getting us ready for another round of OMGwe’reallgonnadiefromClimbitChange blah-blah…

And so they’re back to trying to get us peasants to eat bugs. They’re always trying to get us to eat bugs. This time it’s the EU and its Food Safety Authority, getting all set to approve creepy-crawlies as food fit for ordinary goofy human beings who can’t make it to Davos (https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2020/04/06/eu-set-to-approve-insects-for-human-consumption/).

First I’ve got to see John Kerry or Theresa May chow down on a nice bowlful of squirming mealworms. See, I know they want us eating bugs just so they can laugh at us. Grubs and crickets and flies–that’s not for them! That’s for us. To help keep us in line. Who’s going to listen to a protest by someone who eats cucarachas?

You guys don’t know it, do you?–globalism’s dead. Your buddies the Chicoms killed it. All the tomato worm sandwiches in the world won’t bring it back. You global elites are mighty slow on the uptake!

So you can take your tent caterpillar flambe and stuff it.

‘This Just In (Some Very Hot News Flashes)’ (2015)

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When I wrote this, I was still coming to grips with the idea that it’s The Narrative that matters in Journalism, not the facts. As you will see from the following examples, I came very close to mastering The New Journalism.

This Just In (Some Very Hot News Flashes)

“How did you do that, Lee?”

I just made it all up!

I’ll be getting job offers from the networks any day now.

‘Loon Kerry: Air Conditioners as Big a Threat as ISIS’ (2016)

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Before you know it we’ll be voting for a president again; and once again our country will play footsie with disaster. It won’t be John Kerry again, but there is no normal person who would ever be the Democrat candidate. And you can count on hearing a lot of Save The Planet talk.

Loon Kerry: Air Conditioners ‘as Big a Threat as ISIS’

What this fool was saying in 2016 will be exactly what the next fool says in 2020. The Climate Change boogieman is supposed to scare you into giving up all your freedom and prosperity. Don’t worry! The Democrat Party will give it all back to you once the crisis has passed.

God protect us.

For Cryin’ Out Loud!

Remember when John Kerry, running for president, tried to pass himself off as human by donning an Elmer Fudd suit and asking a store clerk, “Where kin I git me a huntin’ license?”

Well, here’s yet another Massachusetts senator thinking she can win the White House by talking down to normal people and pretending to be one of them: Elizabeth Warren, punctuating her New Year’s Eve announcement of her intended presidential candidacy with the immortal words, “I’m going to get me a beer.” And drinking it straight out of the bottle.

She also seems pleasantly surprised to find her husband under the same roof that night. Well, if I were married to Elizabeth Warren, she’d be surprised to find me there. Are they still taking sign-ups for the Foreign Legion?

Some people, when they catch Potomac Fever, lose all sense of who they are. They behave very oddly. And they’re absolutely sure their little act will fool you. “Golly, Billy Bob! Didju see that? She’s drinkin’ a beer! Why, she’s jist like us’uns!” Oh, please.

This is the bozo who for years passed herself off as a Native American, only to be unmasked by a DNA test that showed she was even less a Native American than Angela Merkel.

Really–is this the best we can do?

 

‘This Just In (Some Very Hot News Flashes)’ (2015)

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This little blog scooped all the Big Media on these red-hot news stories, three years ago. In fact, the Big Media have yet to catch up.

https://leeduigon.com/2015/04/01/this-just-in-some-very-hot-news-flashes/

How distressing it is to think we had John Kerry as our secretary of state, and almost had him as our president.

‘Our Shameless Leaders’ (2014)

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Secretary of State and Presidential wannabe…

Remember those bad old days, when Democrats were running the country–right into the ground? Don’t let those days come again! If they ever get back into power, we’ll never get rid of them: can’t fumigate the whole country.

https://leeduigon.com/2014/05/30/our-shameless-leaders/

There were a lot of comments following this post, mostly from people associated with assorted businesses. There was something odd about that, but I can’t put my finger on it. I never heard from any of these folks again. And yet they all seemed quite happy with this blog. Go figure.