See, it’s the Great Reset, which our Free & Independent Bull-Schiff Nooze Media pooh-poohs as a conspiracy theory, there’s no such thing–even though the loathsome John Kerry gave a speech about it at the forum.
Anyway, us working-class deplorables ought to be eating insects and weeds “to accommodate for global population growth” (they’re not aborting babies fast enough). It’s part of their mission for “leaders of society–” self-anointed, of course–“to shape global, regional, and industry agendas.”
And who elected them to “shape” anything? Probably some of those 80 zillion Biden voters.
And now they’ve got their buddy in the White House. Ol’ “Always for Sale” Biden. At least they think they do.
They must expect the Chinese Wuhan Communist Death Virus to close up shop pretty soon, ’cause it sounds like they’re getting us ready for another round of OMGwe’reallgonnadiefromClimbitChange blah-blah…
First I’ve got to see John Kerry or Theresa May chow down on a nice bowlful of squirming mealworms. See, I know they want us eating bugs just so they can laugh at us. Grubs and crickets and flies–that’s not for them! That’s for us. To help keep us in line. Who’s going to listen to a protest by someone who eats cucarachas?
You guys don’t know it, do you?–globalism’s dead. Your buddies the Chicoms killed it. All the tomato worm sandwiches in the world won’t bring it back. You global elites are mighty slow on the uptake!
So you can take your tent caterpillar flambe and stuff it.
When I wrote this, I was still coming to grips with the idea that it’s The Narrative that matters in Journalism, not the facts. As you will see from the following examples, I came very close to mastering The New Journalism.
Before you know it we’ll be voting for a president again; and once again our country will play footsie with disaster. It won’t be John Kerry again, but there is no normal person who would ever be the Democrat candidate. And you can count on hearing a lot of Save The Planet talk.
What this fool was saying in 2016 will be exactly what the next fool says in 2020. The Climate Change boogieman is supposed to scare you into giving up all your freedom and prosperity. Don’t worry! The Democrat Party will give it all back to you once the crisis has passed.
Remember when John Kerry, running for president, tried to pass himself off as human by donning an Elmer Fudd suit and asking a store clerk, “Where kin I git me a huntin’ license?”
Well, here’s yet another Massachusetts senator thinking she can win the White House by talking down to normal people and pretending to be one of them: Elizabeth Warren, punctuating her New Year’s Eve announcement of her intended presidential candidacy with the immortal words, “I’m going to get me a beer.” And drinking it straight out of the bottle.
She also seems pleasantly surprised to find her husband under the same roof that night. Well, if I were married to Elizabeth Warren, she’d be surprised to find me there. Are they still taking sign-ups for the Foreign Legion?
Some people, when they catch Potomac Fever, lose all sense of who they are. They behave very oddly. And they’re absolutely sure their little act will fool you. “Golly, Billy Bob! Didju see that? She’s drinkin’ a beer! Why, she’s jist like us’uns!” Oh, please.
This is the bozo who for years passed herself off as a Native American, only to be unmasked by a DNA test that showed she was even less a Native American than Angela Merkel.
Remember those bad old days, when Democrats were running the country–right into the ground? Don’t let those days come again! If they ever get back into power, we’ll never get rid of them: can’t fumigate the whole country.
There were a lot of comments following this post, mostly from people associated with assorted businesses. There was something odd about that, but I can’t put my finger on it. I never heard from any of these folks again. And yet they all seemed quite happy with this blog. Go figure.
I was alreddy to sine Up “for” this hear Opration i was al exited butt then my Prefesser he sorta pored Coled Watter on the hole idear, he sayed “woe holed on, that thare Docter he done it “on” a corps of some dedd guy and”” i sayed wel then That it is nothin, annyone thay culd Do It on a dedd body I culd doo it My self al you nead is some ducked tape!! Big deel! He is “stil dedd aint he??” butt anether sinetist in The storey he sayed soon thay be doing it with bodys “that is” not Dedd but stil alife!! so i was hapy again! I sayed yiu know,, This is “a” weiy yiu Can finnish Collidge if it is takin tooo long ether yiu Can “get a Smarter” Head or a beter Body to putt yore own head On.
Jist think!! John Kery he gets al Old and messed-up And he cant be stoping Climbit Change no more becose he Is evin two Old to go back in the Sennit so al thay got “to” do is cut his Head offf and stick it “on” a helthy Yung Boddy whith lots of mussels and He wil be As good As New!!! he culd evin run fore Pressadint agin if Hillery she dont whant to “do” it. i seen this movey once, thay sowed some wite guy’s Head onto a big blak guy’s Boddy and then you got somone witch Has “got two” Heads (but in the movey them two Heads thay didnt get A long so goood)!!
This jist gose to “show” that Sience it has got Al the Antsers al the Time!
Have you noticed liberals and other Global Warming pinheads never, ever, have to be right in their predictions?
Thank the Force or whatever, the foreign minister exulted, that America has leadership, in Kerry the dope and President *Batteries Not Included, who are down for the struggle against Man-Made Climbit change! Surely they will harness the power of the government to make it be nice weather all the time!
Anyone out there who still believes these people really ought to be ashamed of himself. Uh, how many posh beachfront homes have the Rising Sea Levels Marching & Chowder Society bought for themselves lately?
First up, the whoopee crowd honored a bunch of Celebrities for all the truly great things they’ve done. It came up in the conversation: “We are working to end violence in the world.”
I keep telling you, liberals want to be gods. They’re going to end violence? Who do they think they are? Like, if there was a way “to end violence,” no one would have figured it out by now? We had to wait umpteen thousand years for today’s celebs to come along? Talking about taking yourself too seriously–!
Then, predictably, the Davos mob declared 2016 to have been “the hottest year on record.” They do this every year. They still haven’t given up on using the boogie-man of Climate Change to scare us into giving them absolute power over every aspect of life.
Among their big concerns this year is how to stop populism, as exemplified by Donald Trump, and get poor us to fall in love with globalism again. They think we’ve been tricked into not worshiping them.
Finally, I have an unconfirmed report that the Forum plans to spend $305 billion (that’s one thousand billion Euros) to re-establish the jackalope as the dominant herbivore in North America. Former Secretary of State John Kerry, attending Davos 2017 as a washed-up chowderhead, says the jackalope can prosper on government-owned land, “but only if the government owns all the land.”
Stay tuned for further fun developments as the world’s richest, smartest people get together to screw us.