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Allixanter He Is Comming ‘To’ Collidge!!!!!

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O watt Fabyuliss news!!!! Allixanter “the” Grate he is comming to Our Collidge to teetch Frinology!!! witch is the Scients “of” studdying The bummps on somb-one’s hedd to see “if” Thay are alll rihght!!!!!!

Somb Biggit Hater Racist he sayed “”Butt Allixanter he dyed like thousints And thousints of “yeers” aggo”!” so we tooked aweay “his” Luntch Munny and “p”ut himb Into Sensertivvaty Traning!!!!!! He whil Not be aloud “to Sleeep” untill his Myind is Rihght!!!!

Back “in The” Sevvinties Allixanter he conkered Grease and Rhome and Indier but thay maid himb Give It “Back”!” He ownly didded it for Socile Jutstus!!! Sints thenn he Has bin Studdying Frinology  alawng whith Bil Nye and aslo somb gye naimed Arris Tuttle!!!! Togetther thay has Revilussionized the Scients!!!!!

I amb Eegar “to” taik, thatt Coarse!!!! I has awlyaws bien Fastrinated by Frinology becose whith It yiu cain aslo Tell “the Fiutchure!”!”  My grate-grate grampa he whent “to” sea a Frinologist and wowned Up “geting” a Jobb as a Pander!!!!

Yiu maiy has Knotised in that thare pixture that Allixanter he “has” kynd Of a funnny hat!! Well that is a offishul Frinology Hat,, yiu got “to” where It wen yoore Feeeling “the Bummps!”!!” The fetthers thay Hellp yiu to tell The Fiutchure!!!!!!!

I cloes whith somb-thing i heered in a lexture “the Othre Day–” “It is Possabull to Akwire a Deeep Under-Stand’ing of Histry whith-out anny Historickle Fackts!!!!!!!!!!” I hoap that is True foar Frinology tooo!!!!!

Souper Man he Is Woke!!!!

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We hadded a spacial lexture in Nothing Studies this moaning it “was” All Abuot Souper Hearose exspatially Souper Man!!! I seen a Souper Man Moovy oncet but “I” “nevver” readed the boocks be Couse thare whas “tooo menny” Big Wurds in themb!!

So too-day “we” lurnt All Abuot Souper Man and hiss gurlfrend Lowest Lain,, and haow “he” “Puts” clotheses on sow he “canbe” Kunta Kinte i think thats “The” nayme!! He “and” Lowest thay Are boath Nooze Repotters!!!!

Souper Man he flyes al Aruoand the sitty so “he Can” Bust crimbinnles for Climbit Chainge DeNile, Miss Jendering, In Come Innyquailitty, Trans Fobbier, And SISTEMBIC RACISM (that Is “the” Big One!!)!!

Somb tyimes “he” “gets” Help fromb Utther Souper Hearose like Batt Man, Spyder Man, and Black Lies Mater!!! Oncet thay All whurked Toogetthar to Bust a “Churtch” ware the Minnistor he woodnt do Gay Marridge!!!! The Souper Hearose thay “had” “To” “Fihght” thare whay past Three Olled Laydys whoo was puting Flours in the Churtch Whindose!!!!

Fromb nhaow Onn, himb and Lowest Lain thay are goingto Fihght Wyte Privlidge and Trans Fobbier Et.c.!!

And I amb hapy thay “are” goingto Taik “a lot” Of themb Big Whurds ouat “Of” the Commick Boocks so i Can reed themb!!!!!!!

No More Math for These Collidge Stoodints

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[Thanks to Thorsten for the news tip]

Well, looks like math is just too hard for today’s collidge stoodints; so Wayne State U., in Detroit (where else?), is going to fix that problem.

Wayne State will replace math courses with–trumpet fanfare, please: plus barf bags–Diversity Studies! ( http://hotair.com/archives/2016/06/19/one-university-moves-to-drop-their-math-requirement-and-guess-what-theyll-replaced-it-with/ )

Gee, what’s Diversity Studies? What in tarnation is that?

It’s just another way to collect students’ tuition money and give them nothing in return. Just another way to keep ’em dumb and make ’em dumber. Just another way to undermine the country.

Confound it, I’ve already written and submitted my News With Views column for this week. It’s about our wonderful collidges. Wish I’d had this tip a little sooner.

Oh, well… No one can possibly keep up with this. The march of folly is in high, high gear.