Woody Woodpecker? Well, why not? Maybe he can figure it out.
By Saturday I’m usually noozed out, can’t take anymore. But I persevere nevertheless. How often does one get to write “persevere”?
This was written before the reign of King COVID and surely needs to be updated. I invite readers to do so.
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