We Kneed Harder Dyvercity Traning!!!!

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Wood yiu beleave it??? We stil has peeple heer “at” Collidge thay “Thinck” Bad Thawts!!!! Thay doughnt think Rite Things “at awl” and In Facked thay think Wroong Things!!! And thay say “Wroohng Things tooo!!”! Haow “are” yiu sapoased To Has trooue Dyvercity wen peeple thay doughnt think “the” Rite Whay???

So heer “at the” Stoodint Soviet we has voated “to” maik Dyvercity Traning way harrder!!! And unlest yiu Say evry Thing yiu are sposed “to” say,, and nevvir Say “wroangh things” well too Bad foar yiu,, yiu cant Get “no” Daploamer!!!!! Yiu whil Nevvir Gradurayte!!!!!!!!!!

And wee whil Keeep “yiu heer” until Yore Mined Is Rite!!!!!!

Thare aslo whil be Punnitchmints foar “thinking” bad thawts!!! O’fenders thay whil be put in-syde a Swett Bocks on reel Hot daze and wen it “is” Coled thay whil has to sleap Out-syde whith-Out “a” Blankit!!!!!

And it is awl jist “like” Chare-Man Maow he onct sayed,, “we” are “doingthis” to Bad Peeple to Maik themb Gooud!!!!!!!!!!

And doughnt evvin think “Of” Traying “to” Excape!!!!! We whil has whach Tawers and meen Dawgs to Stopp yiu!!!

‘Are We Flaming Crazy?’ (2016)

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It always starts with people happily marching in the streets.

How come utopia always turns out looking like dystopia? Especially when it’s on a college campus!

Are We Flaming Crazy?

You know libs are just dying to bring Bias Reponse Teams into off-campus American life. Hey, wouldn’t it be great! Hot dog, the least little slip of the tongue can land you in a world of hurt! You couldn’t trust anybody…

You and I aren’t made that way, so we can’t see the attraction in this sort of thing. We aren’t crazy. We aren’t Democrats. The idea of a police state, run by themselves, just turns ’em on: they can’t resist it.

Let them get back into power, ever again, and watch the whole country get turned into a gulag–oops, I meant a college campus. Getting a little hard to tell the difference. A campus is a gulag with lots of late-night parties?