The Church of Global Warming

The Red Pope is at it again. Now, he says, new Roman Catholic priests are to be instructed to preach that “Climate Change”–called Global Warming when it isn’t snowing–is “real” and “caused by human activity.” After all, the Pontifical Academy of Sciences says so ( http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4020344/New-Catholic-priests-learn-climate-change-studies-drive-church-cut-global-warming.html ).

That deserves a raspberry.

Confession ought to be a trip, from now on. “I have sinned… I used half a dozen pieces of toilet paper in one trip to the loo.” Why does this enterprise remind me of Starbuck’s abortive scheme, not too long ago, to nag customers about “racism” when they bought a cup of coffee?

Mr. Pope–when you and your globalist buddies start acting like you believe in man-made Climate Change, and give up your private jets and mansions in order to Save The Planet, then maybe some of us will believe it, too. For the time being, it still looks like just another way to grow the government.

Party’s Over for Global Warming Mob

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Oops! Can’t ‘hide the decline’ anymore!

Just when they thought they had us where they want us–

Just as they were poised to take away our air conditioners, our refrigerators, and our freedom: all to Save The Planet, of course–

Just as they were set to raise our taxes through the roof–

Along comes a bunch of NASA satellite data that suggests that “Global Warming” has been caused not by the common people failing to live like medieval peasants, but by vast natural processes of nature that no government, no matter how powerful, can control: to wit, El Nino. ( http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3974846/Stunning-new-data-indicates-El-Nino-drove-record-highs-global-temperatures-suggesting-rise-not-man-emissions.html )

When El Nino comes, it warms the Pacific Ocean and causes overland temperatures to rise throughout the world. When it goes, the temperatures fall.

You won’t hear about this from any nooze media in America. The British media don’t like the story, but report it anyway: for which we salute them.

The scientist–I hardly know what that word means, anymore–heading NASA’s Climate Research unit doesn’t like the story, either, and is fighting a last-ditch defense of Man-Made Climate Change. It is reliably reported that when Donald Trump takes office, he means to do away with the $1.9 billion fun pak budgeted for that unit. Maybe NASA can get back to exploring outer space, one of these days.

Now, do we know what causes El Nino? Do we know what makes it stop? Nope, not really. The Pacific Ocean is the largest single geographic feature on the earth, and it will take us centuries, if not millenia, to find out all there is to know about it.

But we do know that giving government vast new powers to interfere with our lives, and staggering amounts of our hard-earned money so they can set up new bureaucracies and provide hefty pensions to their henchmen–we do know that no amount of taxation or tyranny can influence El Nino. It comes when it comes and it goes when it goes.

Need we say it one more time? Global Warming, Climate Change, is the biggest hoax, the biggest scam, in all world history, a breathtakingly ambitious p0wer grab by persons who already have more power than is good for us.

Climate Change Gang Sinks to New Low

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I’ve always considered it the nadir of decency to try to win a political argument by roping children into it. I hated it when I was a reporter. Teachers want a raise: they trot out the kiddies to plead for it. Politicians want to raise your taxes: “It’s for the children.” Disgusting.

Now the Global Warming mongers at the Weather Channel are exhorting children to nag their parents about “Climate Change” ( http://www.climatedepot.com/2016/11/03/the-weather-channel-uses-young-kids-to-promote-global-warming-fears-dear-mom-dad-climate-change-could-be-very-catastrophic/ ). Notice they want the kiddies to warn mommy and daddy that Man-Made Climbit Change “could be very catastrophic.” Is there such a thing as slightly catastrophic?

They’ve even got a poster for the li’l ones, that reads, “Climate Change is real, it’s bad, and it’s caused by humans.” It’s not real, such “climate change” as there is in nature is caused by natural forces which no government, no matter how big, can control, and if you’re stuck living in the Sahara, maybe a little change in the climate might be welcome.

They also seek to equip the kiddies with such gems of unanswerable wisdom as “This year [plug in any year] was the hottest year on record,” and, of course, the meaningless and incredible pseudo-statistic, “97% of scientists” believe in Man-Made Global Warming and we’re all gonna die unless the gubmint gets a lot bigger and a lot more power in a hurry, blah-blah.

We note in passing that John Coleman, one of the founders of the Weather Channel, calls Man-Made Climate Change “baloney.”

Well, there you have it. Liberals can’t win arguments by employing reason, let alone facts: for them, there are only politically useful pseudo-facts. Also known as lies. But when all else fails, they can bring on The Children. And anyone who doesn’t buy what those liberals are selling is against The Children, boo, hiss!

God must be really, really mad at us, to allow us to be lorded over by such slimy people.

I pray that we’ll repent with all our hearts, and that then He’ll forgive us and get rid of them.

Curses, Foiled Again! No Sea Level Rise for New York, Washington D.C.

Don’t you hate it when you make scary, melodramatic scientific predictions, and wait for the big bucks to come rolling in–and then your prognostications turn out to be totally, hopelessly wrong?

How many “climate scientists” have sought to wow their audiences with claims like “New York gonna be the new Atlantis! Only the Government can save us”? The Government advised by ourselves, of course.

Now we find that since 2009, sea levels at New York City and Washington, D.C.–which were supposed to go up, up, up because we stubbornly refuse to live like medieval peasants–have, in fact… gone down ( https://wattsupwiththat.com/2016/05/29/the-sea-levels-are-now-reducing-in-the-hotspots-of-acceleration-of-washington-and-new-york/ ). And of course, if you look at the graphs over time, you can easily see that sea levels are always fluctuating–subject as they are to countless influences, some of them so subtle that we have yet to detect them.

So again it’s boo-hoo to the Global Warming crew: take a long walk off a short pier, and hope there’s still water under it. I would say “pray” instead of hope, but I have no idea what you guys pray to, and probably don’t want to know.