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We Has got A New Maskott!!!

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Our Collidge it hased for A “long” time this heer “no good” Racist Maskott i think it was sposed “to be” a big Bugg and we caled our “teem” The Fihghting Lowcusts”” witch i nevver Under-stoood butt anyhow “it” was Racist so we hadded “To” get ridd “of” “it”!!

We hasnt got no more Teems becose “of” the Vyris and our teems thay all stinked annyway but we Stil kneed anether Maskott to re-plaice the Big Bugg so we hadded a Spatial Meating “of” the Stoodint Soviet twoday and gess wahtt?!? We commed up whith a branned New Maskott and that thare is his pictcher up Thare!!!!

Our new Maskott it is Hue-go Chavvez,:, it Was him whoo ternt Valenzuela intoo a Whirkers Parradice!!!!!!!!!! So fromb nhow On we wil caul Our Teems The Hue-go Chavvez Socile Jutstus Wirers Fihghting Fore “The” Whirkers!!!!!! Haow “is” Thatt for a Maskott?!?!

Butt naow we got to has New Teems and we doughnt whant “no” Racist or Sexist or By-Nary teems neether and evry boddy thay got Tired of whatching us looze at Foot Bawl and Swimbing and Hoola Hoooping and thay whant Teems of Sporets that we “are” good At!! Somb Boddy thay hadded a Idear fore Sincronyzed Crying and that sownded Pretty good!!!! and aslo a Play-Doh teem becose somb “of” us we “are” Exprats at that!!!

I cann jist heer the chears nhow!! “Go Go Hue-go Chavvez Socile Jutstus Wirers Fighting Fore The Wherkers Go-Go-Go Yeeeaaaah!!!!” And whith Non-By-Nary chearleeders tooo!!!

Coach Fined $1 Million… for T-Shirt

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Forbidden!

Aside from the absurdity of making so much money coaching college football that you can afford to kiss off a million dollars, this is one of the most shameful and also alarming nooze stories of this year so far.

The Oklahoma State football coach has had $1 million and one year chopped off his contract because some of his black (no, I absolutely refuse to use the suddenly-required capital b) players complained about him wearing a One America News T-shirt.

The gabblers on the search page describe OAN as “far right” and whisper about OAN being critical of Only Black Lives Matter.

First–so what? What? We can’t watch OAN? Who decided that?

Even if it were “far right,” whatever that means–probably anybody who’s not them–again, so what? Who says we can’t watch a “far right” news network if we want to? There’s certainly no shortage of far left TV nooze.

And what kind of contract is it, if one party to a contract can unilaterally change the terms? I know, I know–the coach “agreed” to take his medicine like a good little spineless worm, supposedly even suggested his own punishment: can you say “Stockholm Syndrome”? And his required public apologies have been the usual groveling.

A disgusting spectacle.

I don’t know what kind of football you can learn from such a sissy. But I guess if you’re black with a capital b you don’t have to learn anything.

Professional sports (that includes college) deserve to go extinct.

‘Are’ yiu Hungary For Sporets??

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Things thay “are” geting kindof harred hear At collidge becose we Are “Runing” Out “of” food!! i doughnt know whye,, thare jist Isnt no Foood combing in! it stoped groing Or sombthing!!

We aslo hasnt Got “no” sporets becose Of “the” Corny Vyris evvrything it “Is” alll shut Down. Whell!!! The Base Ball teem thay “are” “not” playing any Base Ball and so no boddy thay are Using the ballls and every boddy thay are saying “wee “Are” Hungary fore Base Ball we whant Base Ball!!!

Neckst thing We “knowed,” this hear Laydy Mrs. Skinnard she combed up “whith” Food!! She muts be “a” Jeaniuss!!!! Yiu know whatt she didded??? She maided Steuw out “of” themb Base Balls, she maided Base Ball Steuw!!! and she Evin has got “a” Slowgin,, “”Are Yiu Hungary fore Base Ball?? Trye Mrs. Skinnard’s Innards”!!” Becose it “is” The Innards of themb Base Balls that “Are” In “the” steuw fore yiu To eet!!!!!!! It is kindof Stringie becose thay are Lotts of String in a Base Ball butt iff yiu puts lotts “Of” Sault in it then It doughnt tayst So Bad!!!! She sayed she tryed to “use” “the” Base Ball Covers tooo but “thay” whir tooo Harred to choo and Swallow!!!!

Then wee tryed to ficks the Statchoo “of” Pressadint Obomma it broak wen we puled “it” daown that Was “a” Mis-Steak and then his Hed it fell offf and we coodnt Gloo “it” back so we maided a new Hed out “of” A “punkin” and that is probbly Wye “our Foood” it stoped groing!!!!! Wel, at leest nhow we “got” Mrs. Skinnard’s Innards we can eet!!!!

Basketball Millionaires Who Lost Everything

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Check out this History Locker survey of NBA stars who made, literally, millions of dollars while they played, but wound up losing all of it ( http://historylocker.com/23-nba-players-that-lost-everything/27/?a=true ).

How did they manage, collectively, to lose billions of dollars? Oh, the usual–crime, drug abuse, get-even-richer-quicker schemes that went belly-up, fornication with lots of women, leading to  getting way, way behind in multiple child support payments, lavishing expensive gifts on members of the player’s entourage… Gee, every time I think it might be nice to have an entourage, I read something like this.

You’ve got to feel for Derrick Coleman, though. He lost all his money trying to help revive business in Detroit. It was impossible: but he’s a great man, in my book.

They take these guys, most of them, out of extremely poor circumstances, out of an urban culture that is, shall we say, dysfunctional, rush them through what is laughingly called “a college education,” draft the very best of them into the NBA and just forget about the rest, and then shower them with unimaginable amounts of money.  Is it any wonder that they get in so much trouble?

I don’t like Big Sports as much as I used to. Do you?