Hey! I thought I asked for a picture of Joe Biden–not Dracula. What’s that? You find it hard to tell them apart? Hmmm….
Tonight’s the first presidential debate of 2020. Gibberin’ Joe Biden has been lured out of his basement–don’t ask how–and refused to take a drug test before the fun starts, which can only mean he’s chemically equipping himself for it.
We are warned by some conservative commentators that the bar has been set too low: that all Biden has to do, to “win” the debate, is not do a Nadler in his pants. After 50 years of taking up space on Capitol Hill, if there’s one thing Joe can do in his sleep–and he might really be asleep–it’s debate politics. What’s he done for 50 years but talk?
I pray that this will be the end of it–the Biden campaign in particular and the Democrat Party in general. Forever. We do not need the Riot Party doing to our whole country what they’ve done to the unhappy cities they control.
I am just plain stuck. I feel a need to generate more blog posts, trying to pump up my viewership–and nothing comes to mind.
The thing is, there’s no nooze out there but bad nooze. Our country is a mess. We now have a Riot Party, and they want to take over. Probably by mail-in “voting.” Our professional sports leagues have sold out, 100%, to Only Black Lives Matter. Hey! When are the Biden voters going to show up in your neighborhood–and burn it down? Is Portland, Oregon, the symbol of our country’s future–if you want to call it a future?
And the hands of the clock plod inexorably forward.
Home-grown nooze sources spun the story to make sound like the senator was never in the slightest danger and just lying about a lot of harmless MPPs. Uh-uh. That’s why police had to escort the Pauls back to their hotel. You’d think a U.S. Senator could walk home from the White House without getting molested–but not if he’s a Republican.
That profound silence you hear is Democrat senators not defending their colleague. But that’s only because they’re always on the rioters’ side. That’s how they’ve become the Riot Party.
I’d like to know why the Democrat Party has transformed itself into the Riot Party. Something must motivate them to be the Riot Party. I’m trying to figure out what it could be.
*They are convinced that all this civil unrest will be blamed on President Donald Trump, and the voters will turn to them to stop it. How, exactly, do they get this blamed on Trump? And I don’t know about that argument, “Give me what I want and I’ll stop vandalizing your car.” And what if the Riot Party is wrong in thinking the riots will stop when they say “Stop”?
*They’re already convinced they’re toast, and just want to take down as much of America as theycan. Maybe if the country collapses into civil disorder, they’ll have another chance to take it over. If there’s enough chaos, a lot of them won’t have to worry about being tried and sent to prison. Or maybe they’re just so mad at the American people, they can’t see straight: all they can do is lash out.
There are probably other motivations that are just as possible as these. We are trying to read the mind of the Riot Party, no easy task for normal people.
What do you think? What makes the Riot Party tick?
Here’s your chance to light up the blog with your own theory!