‘He’s Not Famous, After All’ (2020)

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“I came, I saw… and no one noticed!”

For all his Trump-hunting frenzy, for all his appearances on nightly cable nooze, eyes bulging out of their sockets, Adam Schiff still couldn’t manage to become famous.

Proof of his immovable inconsequentiality was proved by a Jeopardy episode in which not one of the contestants could identify him by his picture. Sorry, Charlie.

He’s Not Famous, After All

What are we to make of this? Throughout 2018-19, who got more face time than Adam S***? And when it’s time to play Jeopardy, he isn’t even worth a guess?

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‘You Can’t Argue With a Kool-Ade Drinker’ (2019)

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Go ahead–try and have a discussion with some dindle who rejects facts, has no store of information that could possibly apply to the topic at hand, is convinced up front that any deviation from his or her point of view is totally wrong and probably prompted by White Supremacy or some such thing… and gets really, really made if he encounters any disagreement from anyone.

You Can’t Argue with a Kool-Ade Drinker

A liberal is someone who feels entitled to come into your house uninvited and pee on your couch in the living room. And you’re supposed to thank him for it.

Take your kids out of public school. Kill public education, and Far Left Crazy dies.

‘Amazing Discovery! People Hate Getting Bossed Around by Fanatics’ (2013)

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Gee–and we didn’t even have Antifa when I wrote this in 2013. I wonder what Antifa’s poll numbers would be like–or is that one of those questions that no one in the nooze media would ever ask?

Amazing Discovery! People Hate Getting Bossed Around by Fanatics

Yup, feminists and radical tree-huggers had already worn out their welcome by then. When I look at the real world and contemplate the actual achievements of radical feminists and environmentalists, for all the results they get, they might as well not exist. Like, they’re only here to bother us.