Tag: imaginary crises

They Keep Wanting Us to Eat Bugs

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What Are The Most Important Pros And Cons Of Eating Insects?

I don’t want to gross you out, but the post demanded a picture. Trust me–others are a lot more disgusting than this one.

The New York Times is pushing a video called The Joy of Cooking (Insects), which exhorts all us deplorables to eat bugs… To Save The Planet! (https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/business/joseph-vazquez/2022/02/16/slimy-yet-satisfying-nyt-opinion-celebrates-joy-eating)

Well, imaginary Climbit Chains is a serious threat in the minds of a lot of frivolous people. We can fight it by eating bugs.

Tell ya what, sunshine. First you show me Obama, Pelosi, and John Kerry chowing down on some nice juicy fly-burgers, then we’ll talk.

I really think the global elites want normal people to eat bugs so they can laugh at us behind our backs. “Look at those stupid peasants! Look what we got ’em to do!”

Let’s see the big shots do it first.

Are the Big Shots Stupid, Too?

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Our world leaders think we’re stupid. That’s what entitles them to abuse us. But are they as stupid as they think we are?

You bet your topknot they are.

To sell its  Climbit Chainge scam, the United Nations Corrupt Dictators Club has produced a video in which a computer-generated dinosaur lectures the General Assembly that “going extinct is a bad thing.”

And it’s all our fault, see, because we burn fossil fuels! Boo! Hiss! Why, everybody knows we have a moral obligation to adopt a 12th-century standard of living! While all our leaders zoom around on private jets, live in colossal mansions that use more electricity in a day than a whole town uses in a week, and plot to reduce our numbers by any means necessary, leaving just enough of us to be their slaves–

I want to scream sometimes.

So they’re gonna sell this deal to us with the aid of a computer-generated dinosaur. Maybe they’ll bring back Barney the Dinosaur to sell it to the kids.

Climate Change! COVID! Systemic racism! Shudder, cringe–only government can save us! By creating fear and panic and then promising to save us.

Just for the record, there is no man-made “climate change.”

Well, I guess there’s something to be said for an imaginary dinosaur to be discussing an imaginary crisis.

 

Study Finds ‘150 Million White Supremacists’

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In a new scientific study funded by George Sauros and Diversity News, scientists report that the Untied States is home to “at least 150 million white supremacists–who are, moreover, directly responsible for Climate Change, COVID-19, and everybody else’s failures.”

“They like to say a lot of these people aren’t white at all,” said project director Dearie O’Leary, B.S., “but we are going all the way with our computer model! Computers don’t lie! Science doesn’t lie! Eeeeeyaaaah!”

“A good 20 minutes went into the creation of that computer model!” declared the assistant director, Gender Studies Professor I Feelz Pretty. “This is all about Social Justice! This is about saving America from the American people. And sometimes you have to destroy things to save them.”

Diversity News Anchor Kim Jong Un Clydesdale, in an interview with a terrapin, suggested “150 million white supremacists is probably low-balling it. Betcha anything it’s more like 250 million! I’ve heard President Biden keeps the real number in his sock drawer–wherever that is. He hasn’t seen it lately.”

What to do about 150-250 million white supremacists?

“Suffice it to say that whatever it turns out to be, the answer will be scientific! with a capital C!” said Ms. O’Leary.

Virtue-Signalling Council Bans Meat

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The awful rise of 'virtue signalling' | The Spectator Australia

Nothing appeals to a leftid like a totally useless grandstand play. Like this:

The Enfield Borough Council (part of London, England) (oops–am I allowed to say “England”?) has banned meat at all council events “to help fight the climate crisis,” blah-blah (https://www.livekindly.co/londons-enfield-council-bans-meat-climate-crisis/). Only vegetarian and vegan dishes will be served. It’s part of their “2020 climate action plan.”

Hint: if your town has a “climate action plan,” you need to live somewhere else.

Furthermore, the council has promised to convert its “fleet” of vehicles to 100% electric by 2030. Where do these nitwits think electricity comes from? Shut down all fossil fuel production and see what happens to your electric power.

Yeahbut, yeahbut! Cambridge University has banned meat, too! And they’re a university, chock-full of Real Smart People!

We’d make out better by banning universities.

A personal note: We went to Whole Foods today to buy filet mignon for our anniversary dinner tomorrow, and guess what? The place was closed due to a power outage.

You can’t have modern civilization without electricity; and you can’t have electricity without fossil fuels.