Noozie: ‘Unvaccinated’ Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Buy Food

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This is what they look like when they’re not on camera.

See? See? I was right! America is being lorded over by space aliens disguised as human beings. They’ve taken over all our institutions–government, nooze media, schools and colleges, Hollywood: the whole shebang!

You can tell which ones are aliens inhabiting human bodies because they all say things like CNN’s Don Lemon does. Yes, he’s one of them. They’re all totally estranged from America. They despise the American people and are working feverishly to destroy the American way of life.

So Lemon says “the unvaccinated” shouldn’t be allowed to buy food, shouldn’t be allowed to work (https://www.newswars.com/watch-don-lemon-says-unvaccinated-people-shouldnt-be-able-to-work-or-buy-food/). Sounding like Heinrich Himmler doesn’t bother him a bit. That he proposes to punish tens of millions of people without even a pretense of due process of law–hey, he says it with a smile. Thinks it would be kinda cool.

How did we ever wind up being ruled by these Pod People?

And please, Lord–how do we get rid of them?

New Mandate! ‘Grab & Jab’

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A brand-new government Mandate will be unveiled tomorrow at ex-President *Batteries Not Included’s birthday party. In fact, the mandate already has an affectionate nickname: “Grab & Jab.”

“This is what we call cutting to the chase!” said former Congressman Nick Beel. “Why send goons door to door, when you can just wait for the Anti-Vaxxer Racist Biggits Science Haters to come out the door? Two Vaccine Expediters [Editor’s Note: goons] grab ’em, jab ’em, and they’ll never know what hit ’em!”

Mr. Beel is also chair-noun of the Freedom-Schmeedom Foundation, whose motto is, “We promise you can have your freedoms back the moment the environment is germ-free!”

“We’re sick of the damned plebs carrying on like they matter or something,” said Beel. “They don’t know what’s good for ’em! It’s time they learned to just shut up and let the government make all the decisions.”

According to wildly unsubstantiated sources, “Grab & Jab” will be announced at the birthday party by “a certain Someone who’s very, very big in You-Know-Where.”

‘School Blasts Mom for Giving Daughter Oreos’ (2015)

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Remember when it used to be that, if you paid for something, you owned it?

Now we pay for public, ahem, “education”–and they own us!

School Blasts Mom for Giving Daughter Oreos

Nothing would be a greater blessing to America than the total repudiation of our entire public education system, from kindergarten on up through the universities. We don’t need it anymore! If we ever did.

Complete the sentence and win a tin foil hat: I send my kids to public schools where the “teachers” mock me and despise my values because __________.

My Newswithviews Column, Aug. 31 (‘Pro-Choice’ Means ‘No Choice’)

The one time I include a link to my Bell Mountain page on amazon.com, no one can open my Newswithviews column. I kept trying, though, and finally here it is.

https://newswithviews.com/pro-choice-means-no-choice/

Coming up with one of these every week for five years is not as easy as it looks, so enjoy it while you’ve got it.