
“Elder Mike” gave me a wee shove yesterday for spending too much time and effort on the nooze. What he said made me re-think my priorities. To a certain extent, he might be right. We do want to know what we’re up against–but not to the point where we’re demoralized. We need Caleb–not those guys who came back to Moses whining “We’re like grasshoppers, compared to those bodacious mighty heathen!” (See Numbers 13)
Meanwhile, here’s a little guide which may help you decide whether you’re spending too much time on nooze.
You know you’re spending way too much time on nooze when:
*You know the names of the politicians’ lawyers (always a bad sign!).
*All the different stories start looking like the same tomfool story.
*You find yourself believing all the nooze and it makes you down-hearted.
*You find yourself unable to believe any of it and that makes you crazy.
*You have panic attacks over which pronouns you can safely use, and wind up referring to a single individual as “they.”
*You actually believe in Man-Made Climbit Change.
If any one of these describes you, it’s time to back off the TV or computer screen and get yourself some model trains.
