Tag: scientific fraud

“‘Scientific Research Fraud on the Rise'” (2016)

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It takes a giant fraud to introduce a giant fraud, so back in 2016 we pressed the Cardiff Giant into service to present formal findings that fraudulent scientific papers in 2016 were ten times more common (!) than they were in the 1970s.

‘Scientific Research Fraud on the Rise’

Yeah, Science always has the answers. Even when it’s lying. Science is true even when it’s lying. Just ask any liberal.

No problem. In at least one published, peer-reviewed scientific paper, the authors said it was perfectly all right to lie, if that’s what it takes to get the plebs out there to do what you want them to do.

Ask any liberal.

‘Cardiff Giant Supports Climate Change Summit’ (2015)

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We’re always happy to hear from the Cardiff Giant!

Like he says, hoaxes get lonely for other hoaxes and really appreciate it when a good one comes along.

https://leeduigon.com/2015/12/01/cardiff-giant-supports-climate-change-summit/

The biggest hoax of the 19th century has nothing but admiration for the biggest hoax of the 21st.

Dont Nock Sceince!!

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My prefesser he sayed a reely wize thing today, he sayed anyone who dont beleave in Sceince shuld ouhgjt to be put in a Camp or else maybbe get shot.

I meen how can yiu dout Sceince wehn its alyaws true??? In fact only facts of Sceince are true! Evrything els is jist somboddy’s Opinnion and yuo can tel that becose they is no Proofe for anythin like that. Hear in the collidge us interllecturals al know that and everboddy else shuld jist shut up!

Now thay saying thare is a lot of sceintiffic Fruad and that when my prefesser he sayed that wize thing. It aint Fraud he says wehn yiu teling dum ordinary peple What Thay Neede To Here!!! And i am gladd he sayed that becose al this bad talck abuot Sceince it made my antenners spin aruound until it hurt! They gived me another Shot of moth Hormoans last night and i am stil sore. but i got to do it becose my folks thay wont pay no more monny for me to be in Collidge and this way i get to stay for free as long as thay doin exspearmints on me.

Wel It aint Fraod if a interllectural is sayin it! or a sceintist! and yiu shuld al jist get that threu yore heads!!

‘Scientific Research Fraud on the Rise’

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Hi, everybody! It’s me, the Cardiff Giant, the 19th century’s most famous scientific fraud.

There ain’t a lot to do, just being a museum exhibit, so I like to follow the progress of 21st century scientific fraud. Did you know there’s a study that shows that bogus scientific papers have become almost ten times more common than they were in the 1970s ( http://www.cbsnews.com/news/study-scientific-research-fraud-on-the-rise/ )?

And remember–that doesn’t count the ones that get away with fraud. These are just the ones that got caught and had to be retracted by the publisher.

I love you folks who say, “Well, they still have a long way to go before they top the Cardiff Giant!” But the fact is, when it comes to scientific fraud, I ain’t fit to run errands for the grand-daddy of ’em all–Global Warming (Climate Change, when the weather’s cold).

Y’know, when I got exposed as a humbug, interest in me kinda dried up and blew away. But by now, even though it’s been thoroughly exposed, Global Warming is still alive and kicking. I guess that’s because world leaders like it. Me, I was just the poor old Cardiff Giant. They never had me over to the White House.