Tag: sologamy

Go Marrry Yor-Selff!!!

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Ghess waht!!? Yiu ownly nead Yore Selff to be Marrried!

O, Boy, i has propoazed Marridge to my selff!!!!!! “and” I amb wating foar “the” Anser!!! Whill “it Be” Yes oar No??

I has bin “living” whith My Selff foar “a” wile nhow so I thinck wee “are” complattable!! Izznt this jist grate!?!? It is The Niew Thing!!! It “is caulled” Soulogummy witch meens yiu Stick “to yore” Sole Mait affter yiu marrry yore Selff!

This heer it “solvs” That hole promble of whoo yiu goiingto Marrry!! Whoo-evver thunk it Up thay dezurve a Noble Pryze!!!!!!!!

I has bin tawking To me abuot shood we has A Big Flashy Weddding whith “a” grate bigg Caique and lotts Of Ghessts oar jist a little one whith noboddy. My fhather and momm thay keep Teling evvry-boddy That I dyed a cupple yeers ago!. “The” lasst time i nocked “on Thare” dore thay sicked the Dog on me! so i ghess thay woont be “comming” “to” the Weddding!!

Beter yett, i whil Get Extry Collidge Creddit foar dooing This!!!! This heer “is” waht It meens tobe a Intrallectural!!!!!! Ordrinary dum peeple thay jist Doughnt “gett It”!!”

My Newswithviews Column, June 1 (‘I Now Pronounce You… What?’)

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It might not prove as cool and exciting as expected…

I decided this was a bigger story than I thought at first. Maybe the first rumblings of a New Lifestyle that we’re all supposed to bow down to.

https://newswithviews.com/i-now-pronounce-you-what/

Imagine the ecstatic joy of Far Left Crazy if they could wipe out even the idea of being married, united, to another person. If all children could be sterilized with “gender reassignment.” If there was absolutely nothing, absolutely no one, in their lives but the blood-guzzling behemoth of the State.

God forbid. And I trust He will.

They’re Marrying… Themselves

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Where to find your future marriage partner!

(Yeah, but are they really compatible?)

Not that it’s sweeping the civilized world–not yet, at least–but it’s the kind of “man bites dog” story that nooze media love to latch onto. And so we have CNN going on and on for hundreds of words about women who marry themselves (https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/28/us/sologamy-self-marriage-women-cec/index.html).

This practice has legal status nowhere on earth (I can’t speak for Mars) and hardly anybody does it. CNN calls it a “symbolic expression of deep self-love.”

Ye gods, ain’t we got enough of that already?

My mother used to sing this little song: “I love me, I think I’m grand,/ when I go to the movies I hold my hand./ I put my arm around my waist,/ if I get fresh, I slap my face.”

What if the “marriage” to oneself (aka “sologamy”) doesn’t work out–irreconcilable differences and all that? “She snores!” “I do not! Anyway, her feet stink!” “Why, you–!” Certs is a breath mint! Certs is a candy mint! Marriage counselor runs off to soak his head.

Wait’ll people discover you can become a YouTube star by marrying yourself. Put up a few videos and suddenly you’ll have a whole new Lifestyle to “celebrate.” The videos don’t even have to be real.

 

New Feminist Fad: Marry Yourself

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Introducing “sologamy,” the new feminist art of marrying yourself!

Because no one else can stand you?

Yep, it’s all about “women saying yes to themselves” (http://godfatherpolitics.com/sologamy-the-sad-new-trend-among-feminists/), complete with “micro-moments of positivity.” You can even send away for an “I Married Me” kit, costing a mere $230. That doesn’t count the cost of having an actual ceremony, complete with gown, photos, guests, reception…

Never let it be said that an ounce of sanity remains to feminism.

Hmm… Can you still marry yourself if you’re “transitioning” to become someone or something else?

And what happens when you want a divorce?

They haven’t thought this through, have they?