teaching things that aren’t true

‘”Separating Church and State”: What Bunk’ (2014)

leeduigon(patty)August 19, 2024

Every election cycle, we hear A LOT of this from the Democrat Party: “Separation of Church and State.” Those words are found nowhere in the Constitution. They come from a letter written by Thomas Jefferson to a Baptist congregation, reassuring them that the new government would not set up an official state church.

If you took “social studies” in school or collidge, you didn’t know that.

‘Separating Church and State’: What Bunk

So yeah, we are not allowed to set up a state church that will lord it over all the other churches. The state is not allowed to ban or hamper the free exercise of religion.

And those words are in the Constitution.

Student Flunked for Telling the Truth

leeduigon(patty)December 12, 2023

Teachers Reveal the Most Hilarious Answers They've Heard

“Now repeat after me, class: Men can get pregnant!”

Meanwhile, back at the skool–

At a high school in Seattle, a 10th-grader flunked a “world history” quiz (?–go figure) by giving true answers to two true/false questions (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/12/controversy-erupts-when-student-fails-quiz-answering-correctly/). He wrote “true” for “only men have penises” and “only women can get pregnant.” The, um, “teacher” insisted those were false statements. The student was supposed to agree that women can have penises and men can get pregnant.

And so Compelled Speech reaches down into grade school! Now you have to say demonstrably true statements–that is, facts–are false, even though they’re false, and you know they’re false, and they go against your core beliefs.

For this you pay your school tax?

Yeahbut, yeahbut! It’s inclusive, man! If one is even allowed to say “man.”

Take your children out of there.

13th Century Historian: Canceled!

leeduigon(patty)May 17, 2021

Snorri Sturluson - Wikipedia

Snorri Sturlusson at work

A new edition of 13th-century scholar Snorri Sturlusson’s history of the kings of Norway has been…

Canceled!

Pander Publishing has killed the project because, said a company shill, Snorri didn’t have enough “Blacks” in his story. As an Icelander who died in 1241, Snorri was not able to write about any African-American kings of Norway.

Said Pander president Popeye Schlubb. “It’s our job, as progressives, to give Minorities a leg up wherever we can. If Norway can’t generate its own Barack Obama, it’s up to us to generate one for them!

“Writing history is not enough. We are here to make history!”

And Minorities can’t make it on their own.

Dambit!!! We has Got Hare Balls!!!!

leeduigon(patty)December 11, 2020

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And thenn It got wurst!!!!!!!

Sumb guy he tolded us We cood “cure” Hare Bawlls by drinkin lots “of” hamb berger greece,, witch we beleaved and so somb “Of” us we tryed It “and” we coodnt Evin Pick “up” a brick let aloan Throwh It!!!!! Jist thinken Abuot it maiks me feeel Horrabull!!! I whish peeple thay wood “Be” moar Cairfull of waht thay Teeched us!!!!! How yiu goingto Be a Interllectural wen thay teeching Things witch maiks yiu evin Siccker???

We “are” supoased to got a Eczam too marrow in Nothing Studies and i jist amnt reddy F”or” it!!!!!!

Byron: Hiding from the Lawsuit

leeduigon(patty)October 17, 2020

Quokka Hiding - Rottnest Island - ZooChat

G’day–or not so good! Byron the Quokka here, and I dassn’t tell you where “here” is because there’s a bloke runnin’ all over Rottnest Island trying to slap a lawsuit on me. I knew these new dorms had to be good for something. They look just like tufts of grass, don’t they?

I can hardly believe there’s someone suing us–suing Quokka University, by jove!–for teaching things that aren’t true. Good grief! Do you think you can get a college accredited by teaching truth? Pull the other one! The whole academic world would come after us with shotguns if we ever taught anything that’s true.

We are in trouble because we plainly labeled our false facts “False Facts.” Guaranteed not to be true! You have our word on it! Crikey, they’re not our false facts at all, we’re just usin’ ’em for fund-raising: it’s Acme False Facts Inc. that they ought to be suing.

Well, now we’re going to have to go to the bother of luring the crocodile in from the salt marshes and luring the lawsuit wallah into the pond with the crocodile. We are told that this is what universities do with anyone who gets in their way. Well, we do want our accreditation, don’t we? When in Rome, etc.